Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑

Just a true Canadian shitshow but in a royal way 😜 @addictedtonaps is my Dutch oven victim always.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

Rare image of a baby being delivered.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

It do be like that!😂😭😂

[JodingersCat-astrophe @JMoneySlimer]

Timex watch sounds like however long we have to wait til it's called Twitter again

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@thenostalgic In previous jobs, I'd made friends and it usually ended messy. I'm friendly at work but don't mix my personal life with work life.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@_Jizzabelle Ma'am

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

If she won't lick your booty hole pre shower, is she really that into you?

[Mascarathon @QuiteTheHandful]

Bind my wrists to my ankles and let's see where that takes us.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@QuiteTheHandful Look to your right, I think it's time to see 😈

[Bob Dobalina @outonthepatio]

If she does, I'm not into her. That's nasty. 😂

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@demonsthenes13 😂😂 never said I wouldn't

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@demonsthenes13 This is exactly why my circle is so very small.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

You can't create chaos
In the lives of others
And expect peace
To come to yours

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@AddictedToNaps Lol

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

I watch Olympic volleyball for the sport.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@Nuecents37 @_mlluna Damn cuz, congratulations. Get it, get it.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

@AddictedToNaps I like yours better

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN’ has been released.

In theaters this Fall.

[🔥Firecracker-K🔥 @KaRaRacn75]

Don’t tell anyone but I’m gonna eat this whole bag of barbecue chips.

[Canadian 🇨🇦 King 👑 @MyLastChance8]

Y'all worried about politics and Olympics.

I'm worried shrinkflation is going to under stuff my Oreos.

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

Thankful to see another day

[Emmy Bacon 🇨🇦 @EmmyStar79]

I don't know about you, but I'm on here to laugh and have fun.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Don’t tell me about your childhood problems I was forced to ride a coin operated horse outside Kmart while everyone watched.