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accio common sense

[One @spacewizard43]

Selling a kidney. Slightly used.

[One @spacewizard43]

imagine using the electricity of your entire village to power your homemade toy robot that can help with house chores on a mediocre level, wouldn't you go around showing its usefulness to the village so that they don't stone you to death?

[Slug @littlebbyslug]

why is AI being pushed so hard like this? over the course of a few months it’s become completely pervasive, everywhere you turn it’s there. am i missing something??? what is happening?

[One @spacewizard43]

On the internet

[One @spacewizard43]

Lying

[olive @yuckuzha]

men that aren’t talking to multiple women, wyd rn

[One @spacewizard43]

Since people are living, they are automatically qualified to give life advice. No questions at this time.

[One @spacewizard43]

Don't try to ragebait me twitter, I'm unragebaitable punk

[One @spacewizard43]

@3nuffpup All you had to do was send him this smh

[One @spacewizard43]

Not to brag but I knew god was an African woman all along

[jessica 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

[One @spacewizard43]

@nishittaaaa Nariyal se sasta hai when you do the math

[One @spacewizard43]

apparently periods are tasty

[۟ @jiskgs]

apparently periods are nasty

[One @spacewizard43]

@max_spero_ @swairshah Why you people surprised when llm do this is what is surprising

[One @spacewizard43]

Everything okay and all but is Saturday Sunday off or no? I need to know before I apply. Send HR.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Benefits of a Member of Parliament (MP) in India.

1. Basic salary - Rs 1,24,000 per month.
2. Phone and internet usage - Rs 1,50,000 per year.
3. Free domestic flights per year - 34
4. Free first-class train travel.
5. Free electricity up to 50,000 units annually.
6. Free water supply of 4,000 kilolitres annually.
7. Office allowance - Rs 75,000 per month.
8. Housing - Rent-free accommodation.
9. Eligible for pension: Rs 31,000 per month.
10. Free medical care to the MP and family.

[One @spacewizard43]

50 posts, 200 replies, and 500 DMs more than my current daily usage. Woah

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 X (Twitter) limits unverified users’ daily usage to 50 posts, 200 replies, and 500 DMs.

[One @spacewizard43]

@kourtneyinhell Who wouldn't 😍

[One @spacewizard43]

Paying interests on loans. I will give you money if you give me more money back.

[🃏 @JakeRammos]

What is the biggest scam??

[One @spacewizard43]

No
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Time

[olivia:) @livvmeow]

What if you’re 28

[One @spacewizard43]

Shocking to you maybe?

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

SHOCKING: Forensic analysis found traces of cannabis in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden

[One @spacewizard43]

@PrompTale Guys the title of the page is mispelled as cotnents you might wanna look into that

[One @spacewizard43]

That's not how that works Anneshu

[One @spacewizard43]

Guys, what is stopping you from dating a can't woman?
????

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

*Can't