Jack Schimpf

Schimpfin' aint easy. Go Tigers!

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Don’t blame it on @WellsFargo

[Florida Gators Football @GatorsFB]

Final

@WellsFargo

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

Bad news for the haters, we’re up.

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Going on a cruise with my wife to celebrate our first anniversary. We’ve never cruised before.

This is our story.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

@Delta @Marriott The people watching is unreal.

I realize we are part of that. Will reflect on that next week.

A few more cocktails and I’ll be taking pics.

Stay tuned.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

@MBonvoyAssist Easy @MBonvoyAssist, we’re in @CruiseNorwegian’s hands now. End of guard.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

Not to pile onto @Delta hate week but

Nothing will load at 1 mbps

Tray table is broken

My wife missed her connection because of a non weather related delay

Now we’ll be cruising this weekend with my suitcase of dirty clothes

I don’t know, Ed. @elonmusk might be righttttt

[Heggies Pizza @HeggiesPizza]

Fun fact: The Six Pack Pizza® was invented by our plant employees in 2001.

Another fun fact: They kinda invented protein maxxing at the same time.

Heggies Six Pack Pizza®: 126 grams of protein per pizza. 21 grams/serving. (12 inch)

We don't follow trends. We make them.

[Heggies Pizza @HeggiesPizza]

Credit where it's due: Thank you to the pizza in this photo for being so patient and collaborative during the shoot.

Featured the El Jefe: Chorizo, jalapenos, black olives, green onions and two cheeses... fully loaded.

(Square cut)

See ya on the flip side, Heggies nation.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

Had to win. Unfortunately playoffs won’t happen. Season over.

[Heggies Pizza @HeggiesPizza]

Nobody has ever asked us to make the pizza smaller.

The Six Pack. 4 meats. 2 cheeses. 1 lb 14 oz.

Pls cut into squares.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

Can either help me find my lawn mower?

[FBI Kansas City @FBIKansasCity]

#FBI Kansas City congratulates our law enforcement partners who recently graduated from FBI National Academy Session 299:

Heather Pate- Bonner Springs Police Department
Bryan Welch- Springfield Police Department

We are proud of your accomplishment and grateful for your partnership!

[Heggies Pizza @HeggiesPizza]

Is this thing on?

Football: back.

Heggies: never left.

Square cut: still the only way.

Cheers, weekend warriors.

[Jack Schimpf @jack_schimpf]

That doing sounded like the dishwasher closing 🥴