El Hombre Nómada

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

Y hablando de jardinería, hay unos brotes que se deben dejar madurar un poco más antes de arrancar los. Aún están muy verdes y no es posible saber si serán maleza, de ornato, de temporada o de tronco.

Lo mismo aplica para las ideas y los sentimientos, por ejemplo.

[Mario Barreto @Mariorarara]

El mundial en México es como ese capítulo de Bob Esponja donde hace una fiesta en su casa pero él se queda afuera, todos disfrutan menos él y encima se lo lleva la policia por tratar de entrar a su propio hogar.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

there are some conversations you’ll have with your girlfriend and you’ll just know you can never wife her.

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@Topnotch1902 @lukecadell Thanks!

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@lukecadell @Topnotch1902 Thanks

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@BBVA_Mex Así es Elizabeth, ni con wifi ni con datos

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@BBVA_Mex desde el sábado estoy sin poder iniciar sesión en la aplicación de bbva para empresas, de que se trata esto??? Que bueno que ya moví mi dinero a otra cuenta empresarial, si no no hubiera podido pagar nomina.

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

Still cant believe Hunter Biden:

-fucked his dead brother's wife and daughter
-literally gave some civilian his unlocked laptop with 6 million terabytes of him butt ass naked fucking hookers and smoking Crack, as well as countless money laundering thru Ukraine for Joe Biden
-had the FBI personally cover up all of this and suspend everyone on Twitter talking about it
-got to smoke Crack all over the white house for 4 years
-got pardoned by his dementia dad on the last day in office

And now hes shitposting on Twitter like nothing ever happened

Patriot.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Women love posing naked and this is why:

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

biggest red flags in a woman:

- doesnt want kids
- birth control
- huge taylor swift fan
- wants to live in a city instead of a farm
- no sundresses
- vegan
- likes cats more than dogs
- seed oils in her kitchen
- wants to girl boss forever
- doesnt love cows

what did I miss?

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

Few girls can do classy

Very few girls can do classy and sexy

Lots of girls can do vulgar

[Oxidative State @oxidativestate]

Your leg muscles are your biggest fat loss assets, training legs is also crucial for testosterone production.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry liver but daddy can still remember her smile

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Começa a Missão Mundial! 🇵🇹

[Zygomatic @Zygomatic03]

Build your ideal body:

Lifting: Mentzer HIT
Diet: Ray Peat
Supplements: IdeaLabs, obscure Russian pharmaceuticals, boner pills
Carbs: 500g/d
Protein: 80-100g/d
Fats: 30-50g/d
Randle Cycle: Respected
Aesthetics: Frank Zane
Mentality: Rich Piana
Maxila: Forward growth
Norwood: 1

Few.

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A wife who has s*x with her husband only when he washes the dishes is no better than a pr0stitute

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

A clear sign a woman doesn’t like you is when she’s trying to be smart around you

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@AlexAndBooks_ They don't like books because they learn from rich experiences and really interesting people. Which they meet and a regular basis. That's why they don't read books. We, the mortals, need to experience through books.

[El Hombre Nómada @jack_stripe]

@HexenMorgana La cosa es a quien están agrediendo. Si parte la tele a quien agrede?

[Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers]

No one hates a man more than the girl who likes him

The irony