Jack Topping

Army West Point class of ‘22.

[Jack Topping @jack_topping53]

Happy to announce my Commitment to Army West Point!

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

49ers EDGE Keion White on recovering from a gunshot wound to his right ankle, via @VicTafur:

"When you hurt yourself in football, there’s a protocol for damn near everything. Football players don’t just get shot every day... I mean, I guess they do on this team."

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Getting on the wrong floor to commit a mass shooting at the NFL HQ bc you have CTE & accidentally becoming Luigi mangione for the real estate industry, neither Shakespeare nor Scorsese could have conceived such an outcome

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

HOU 9 - 25 BAL
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1076th unique final score in NFL history.

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

Kyrie Irving Lee Harvey Oswald

🤝

shooters in Dallas
helping LBJ win

[katie🕸 GOT ESNY @lhhplscomeback]

people are seeing frank ocean live this weekend and im not one of them

[The Onion @TheOnion]

MrBeast Re-Blinds 1,000 People https://t.co/mTcLM9UWMQ

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

Dallas Cowboys win-loss pattern this season:
- Lost a game
- Won 4 in a row
- Lost a game
- Won 2 in a row
- Lost a game
- Won 4 in a row
- Lost a game
- Won 2 in a row
- Lost a game

If the Cowboys win four games in a row they will win the Super Bowl.

[Coach Scott X. Nady @CoachNady]

Don’t tell me about what can’t be done… 14 yrs. ago my son was born with cerebral palsy & we were told he’d spend his life in a wheel chair. Today, he ran his second cross country race of his life 17:09 2mile. Those Dr’s didn’t know our God or our family. Impossible is NOTHING!

[Be Viral @techz_dave]

Huge protests throughout Moscow, Russia as they shout, "Slava Ukraini" (Glory to Ukraine)😢
#kyiv #ukraine #RussiaUkraineWar #Russian #russianinvasion

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Reminder: the Vikings laughed at the Eagles for drafting Jalen Reagor
https://t.co/ENMQDiP187

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Marshawn Lynch too funny dawg

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: Happy New Year.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Sunday Night Football

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

Unfortunate News out of the North Pole this morning…

Santa Clause has placed Dasher, Blitzen, Comet and Prancer on Reserve/COVID 19 List. Per: @AdamSchefter

The Clauses’ have activated Lazer, Blazer, Leaper, and Mark from the Practice Squad. Christmas is in Jeopardy.

[Kendall Beck @KBeckNFL]

DeVonta Smith, TE2.

[cole macek @Maced_God]

Leaked practice footage of Urban Meyer.

[Sam Swank @SlamminSamSwank]

If DADS left their families like COLLEGE 🏈 Coaches

[Dub @WMsDiary]

A god damn dynasty

[The New York Times @nytimes]

An Afghan interpreter described his desperate battle to get his family out alive as he hid in Kabul.

"I kept thinking, after everything I did for the Americans. After all my hard work and risking my life, now this is what happens to my family?" https://t.co/onurtxN8QV