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[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

It’s funny how everyone in St. Louis (and outside of it) loves our free zoo, free art museum, history museum...like people realize we can do that with healthcare, right? Like, we don’t call it the Socialized Zoo, but that’s what it is!!!

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

I live in this state and it continues to boggle my fucking mind

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

Missouri voters elected Trump and Hawley
while making abortion legal, increasing the minimum wage, and voting down a raise for law enforcement. What a state

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

If people are citizens, they get to vote. If not enough citizens are voting for Republican policies, maybe they should, idk, get better policies?

That’s what living in a democracy means

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very few Americans realize that, if Trump is NOT elected, this will be the last election. Far from being a threat to democracy, he is the only way to save it!

Let me explain: if even 1 in 20 illegals become citizens per year, something that the Democrats are expediting as fast as humanly possible, that would be about 2 million new legal voters in 4 years.

The voting margin in the swing states is often less than 20 thousand votes. That means if the “Democratic” Party succeeds, there will be no more swing states!!

Moreover, the Biden/Harris administration has been flying “asylum seekers”, who are fast-tracked to citizenship, directly into swing states like Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin and Arizona. It is a surefire way to win every election.

America then becomes a one-party state and Democracy is over. The only “elections” will be the Democratic Party primaries. This already happened in California many years ago, following the 1986 amnesty.

The only thing holding California back from extreme socialism and suffocating government policies is that people can leave California and still remain in America. Once the whole country is controlled by one party, there will be no escape.

Everywhere in America will be like the nightmare that is downtown San Francisco.

[Smug Doomposting Publishing House @Smug_editing]

"WW III is starting" discourse is going to ramp up in the next few hours, so here's how things will REALLY work.

Iranian policy since 2020, after the Trump admin whacked Soleimani, has been strategic patience — ie, Iran's unique set of challenges can't be immediately won...

1/x

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

This is why you hire union set decoration professionals

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Elad Gross 🇺🇸 @BigElad]

There should be a rule in Missouri's State House:

If you propose a law, and your proposal is up for a public hearing so Missourians can give input, you should be required to be present for the entire hearing.

If you can't listen to the public, you shouldn't propose the law.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

This is what I expect people at 80 to be doing, not making decisions that destroy the lives of people a quarter their age and fund genocides.

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

Catch 22 is sometimes not at all fictional

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

@CatMcMahan I really love it as a show but I almost feel like I can’t recommend it to people in good conscience knowing the cliffhanger at the end of S2 😭

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

Look I’m not a dad but I’m a Ryobi guy through and through.

And when im on a budget, I morph into a Harbor Freight guy

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

when guys become dads they’re sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter

[trash jones @jzux]

oh god oh fuck everyone is about to start circling back in the new year

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

@treyrino I should have looked at the voting numbers before tweeting this, shouldn’t I

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

Honestly it would not surprise me to learn in like 50 years that George Santos’ whole thing was an inside job by the CIA just to test how many bold-faced lies it would actually take for politicians to be fed up with one of their own

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

My Spotify wrapped should honestly be renamed to “you’ve cried to at least half of these songs in the last year” and it would be…frighteningly accurate

[anu @anuatluru]

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

[chronically sleepy @jack_wipler]

Saw a guy stop on a green light and then go on a red. I can now say I think I’ve seen it all in St. Louis

[anvi @garlicbr3ad4lyf]

before spotify wrapped comes out let’s remember that this hasn’t been an easy year for me and i went through several mental crises before yall judge me

[The Redistrict Network @RedistrictNet]

Them: Don't talk about gerrymandering during Thanksgiving

Me: