Calm like a bomb

father,firefighter,fisherman,workaholic, insensitive bastard, sociopath? PEIslander

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Ladies, get yo self a man with an axe, a wood stove and a 10,000 watt generator
Sorry, I’m married.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

It seriously frosts my balls to see 2 full racks of solar panels in my yard, 52 wind turbines behind my house, and be under constant threat of. Power outages.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

I AM PORTHOLIO!!!

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

I could easily be a writer for Grand Theft Auto PEI these days

[Robyn Pennacchia @RobynElyse]

It's weird that we talk so much about a "loneliness epidemic" but we don't really talk to people about how to make friends or why they are not making friends.

So, a few things.

I've said this before and people get very angry about me — but something has to replace smoking.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Remember when we all weren’t pissed off??

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

@XOSchitzo I enjoy your mind. See you soon.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

I wonder if the Seacow Samuai will make an appearance during the eclipse?

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

I wish I loved anything as much as other people love using FaceTime.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Frankly, I’m just waiting for Ric Flairs testimony

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

The people who named the Hot Tub shouldn’t be allowed to name any more things.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Feels like 200 o’clock.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

When the dog grabs the Elf on the shelf and shakes the shit out of it…….

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Car not electric? Just close the hood on the charging cord and you’ll get better parking.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

“It’s a self sacrifice for the betterment of your community, above all else.”
He looked confused, but accepted my not well thought out answer

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Was asked recently “Why, in this day and age, would anyone want to be a firefighter? There’s no money in it, you have to be available, hours of training.”
My answer was “If you want to do this solely for the few rewards, it’s not for you.

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Yes, I’m absolutely going as the Seacow Samurai this Halloween, wether he’s actually caught or not

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

A Costco sized bag of Doritos lasts 3.4 minutes longer in my house than a traditional sized bag

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

30 years ago, we blew the windows out of the General Wolfe on setting day with a 30 knot south breeze.
9 years ago, we near sank the same boat on setting day on a 25 knot NE blow.
Now, with modern equipment, you call setting day off for a 9 knot breeze? Fuck right the fuck off

[Calm like a bomb @jackal2223]

Why y’all so mad???