jackalope w/ me

Jack(al), he/him, Aquarius sun, Leo moon, 26yo. BLM. ACAB. Abolish ICE. Protect Trans Youth.

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

"the generic brand is embodying the platonic ideal of the cereal' -nichole, just now, with her whole chest

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." -Plato, The Republic

[Dr. Kevin Dicus @dicus_kevin]

I have a joke about Catullus that I hate and love.

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

ancient greek is lucky it's a dead language cause otherwise it would have some answering to do

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

a-arth-a-arthurr morrnngan

[level 5 postin' gal "big boss" olivia @livicottle]

rupert grint looks like if ed sheeran went to rehab for his acoustic guitar addiction

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

@materialsqrl do you remember when I called you in a panic a package of four hundred dollars worth of cards showed up empty.
this isnt helpful but wasnt that fucked up

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

in other news, i feel like a French bulldog of a man

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

having a life partner means taking pics of each others tonsils so you can compare them and determine if your fuckin boulder tonsils are causing obstructive sleep apnea and breathing issues.

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

@livicottle by kinsey scale

[level 5 postin' gal "big boss" olivia @livicottle]

don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you think ‘yes, and’ means you have to literally say ‘yes, and’

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

Practicing for grad school with plaid and desk ornaments

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

jack mitchell come get your publication it's acting wild in my dms

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

my favorite thing about https://t.co/M20LVhrwpv is when they sent me articles that i didn't write but definitely would if it was 1977 and i was specializing in the German democratic republic

[cephalophore @cephalophoreyou]

let's hear it for international kayak day

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

take me back to Didos house I loved her then and I love her now ohhhh yeaAAaahhHHhH 🎶

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

line 432 of reading the odyssey: i miss the aeneid

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

what are the responsibilities of a horse-lord, lord of horses, what the hell is Nestor's job, how much do they pay him, where can i apply-

(okay but also seriously what does this mean)

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

im in book 2 of the odyssey and i really wanna like telemachus more

[jackalope w/ me @jackalmope]

okay but wait how old is telemachus actually