Don Pedro

i can derelíqué my own balls, thank you very much

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

Even jackalopetrolls?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All trolls go to heaven 😇

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@mofonature

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@SolBrah If you take some time and scroll his profile…there’s just so much evidence that this sol brah dude is a falaaaaaming homo

[Bernie Thoma @BernardThoma_]

happy 37 year anniversary to this insanity

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@Benioff @limpbroozkit Her positive attitude was absolutely incredible.

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperBrowns Sounds like I started Junkins

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@victormarx @PhilForColorado @KyleClark All I see is the news reporting on an absolutely bonkers violent forgettable crazy Manx

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@dee_bosa @Nasdaq Beautiful women live a completely different life. They just get things (so I’m told).

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@ladyredsoxxx

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@SleeperNFL Fridge

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@BenStiller As a Sox fan, I can dereleeck my own balls

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@ladyredsoxxx The Jersey, the hoodie, and the pajama pants stay on during seggs

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@washingtonpost Why didn’t you start this with 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨?

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@SleeperNFL yes

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@NFL @MikeGarafolo @RapSheet JJ for Odell is the worst use of roster space I can think of

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@SleeperNFL

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@Rainmaker1973 ❌ caution signs
✅ film their preventable crashes

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@responsiblerob @memilies My favorite is - “you’re talking about pr0st¡tution…”
Pete: “I’m talking about business at a very high level!”

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@statmuse Andy Dalton, 0 for 1, with 1 interception

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@aubreystrobel Hoping there’ll be an anti-dementia peptide soon 🤣

[Don Pedro @JackalopeTroll]

@texasrunnerDFW Sarah’s a maga sycophant, ur the irony is that she’s well educated and knows what his i poo pixies do. I wouldn’t trust a thing she says. Can’t believe cnbc keeps her employed.