jennifer alsworth

cuddly and nonthreatening. i tweet a lot of nonsense about music and video games. she/they/hey you. better half: @whispersosoftly. (banner art by @scarab_art)

[jennifer alsworth @jackalsworth]

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@videogamedeals "my uncle works for nintendo" "well MY uncle-"

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@mjandersen a+ headline

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@mjandersen world's easiest rubik's cube

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@aslanZounder astronaut 1: chile and argentina are the same country???

astronaut 2, loading gun: always have been

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@mjandersen OH NO

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@mjandersen we burn an effigy to destroy the *soul* of the brochure

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@mjandersen mention!

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@PoroggoFroggo the earth trembles at you presence

(happy birthday!)

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@scarab_art frog sword?

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@TheAmberAlice mermaid :)

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@TheAmberAlice you're doomed

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@SwiftOnSecurity always give the advice you wish you'd heard before it was too late

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@TheAmberAlice ioc admin 1: for some reason we have instructions to personally attack this one specific woman located in kansas, usa

ioc admin 2: don't worry, i already have the perfect plan

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@Vlppf @SignBeetle @IgnoreTheInsane @TheAmberAlice polygon count: no

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@TheAmberAlice all along, viktor's last name was "von doom"

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@RABtoons estinien commentating over professional verminion matches

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@PoroggoFroggo "(not literally)"

🤔

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@mjandersen wait, there wasn't a breadcrumb trail to the newsletter in the original announcement?

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@SwiftOnSecurity at least two of my favorite songs in the past decade, i found out later were covers of taylor swift songs