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[jackandslash @jackandslash]

streets are saying we need a danny brown chappel roan song

[Sacra @FAUXOTHER]

Sound transit announcements are like “welcome to Seattle, remember that there are a lot of gay people here. Don’t be weird”

[interpretation @materialcritic]

gender gap relationships where the couple has a monogamy fetish are so normalized

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The idea that Elon Musk worked harder than every person alive and who has ever lived is a very stupid and immature fairytale. Wake up. He’s robbing us.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Caesarmachine @notshawarmachin]

Man fuck that "Born in the U.S." bullshit just make this nigga president already hes making me jealous of New York every time I see a report about him

[Jackie @JackieJrAprile]

@pollypocketmode genuinely if you’re bothered by a lil ketamine or xan on apples grow up lol i lace most of my food with a pinch of fent white people cannot handle flavor i swear 💀

[Raz 🇵🇸🇨🇺🇮🇷🇮🇪📕🔜 AC, MGPLX(?), Furpoc, @RazLikesRocks]

I REALLY wanna hate Joey Valance because “white dude from the suburbs reviving 80s mid-school hip hop complete with backwards hats and a skater bro attitude” sounds like a recipe for Gitmo torture music but he lowkey got that shit down.

[Ari the Ari Guy @AriTheAriGuy]

Are we gonna go through an Among Us renaissance this summer if so I am totally on board this is awesome

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming

[vince @vincestaples]

Cry Baby out now shabang

[jackandslash @jackandslash]

really cool this guys the president

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

there is no way a cisgender developer made this joke

[Breakfast in Monaco🌹 @__Wavve]

Like, this is a ridiculous 2020s catalog and the decade isn’t even over yet

[6lim6outhern6atanist ☭ @6lim6atan]

If u slander Vince staples you go to hell

[jackandslash @jackandslash]

he's really funny but objectively he is a part of the elite oligarch class His dad was literally the president.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[ash @tripnf4ll]

that time my ex white friend and her white husband didn’t want me doing coke in the airbnb #fuckyouhitler

[turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip]

Not a single corporate rainbow pfp they straight don't gaf anymore LMAO

[leopard print bussy @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country

[. @Boofin_Zoloft]

I don’t give a fuck bro nobody hardly even wants to live