NotElonMusk

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[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

If I was on the highway I would go 10000 mph

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@KenCarman wasn't there a report of LeBron and Dan Gilbert secretly meeting a few weeks ago already?

Maybe this pitch is already happened

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

"if I'm too much, find less"

She says to the 7th guy in a row after being too much & not able to identify the root cause of her own issues.

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@JeffDye Let me see your holes

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

Why is it called a hamburger if it doesn't come from a pig?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

If I lost my beer, did I ever deserve it in the first place?

Yes.

Where the fuck is my fucking beer?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

Thicc farts save sharts

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@firstenergycorp actually tell us when you expect the repairs to be done instead of postponing every two hours so we could actually plan accordingly. Like getting hotels and living comfortably instead of being told it'll be repaired soon.

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

51-29=39

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Tobey Maguire is 51 years old.

Ice Spice is only 26 years old.

A 39-year age gap between them.

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@firstenergycorp are you going to pay for hotel that I have to go to tonight to get out of the heat? Are you going to prorate out payment for this month for failure to provide services?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@firstenergycorp when the fuck is the power getting turned back on my street. Are you guys going to pay for our grocery's that have gone bad?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@luisjgomez Man on man action

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Damian Lillard to Ja Morant in practice

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@SportsBoyTony how about all of the quarterbacks that started out bad during their first x amount of games... That then remained bad for the rest of their career?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@AnthonyCumia Swag

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

The people at the dispensary are too jolly.

This is fucking America. Why are you happy at work?

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@KenCarman happy 50th!

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@GarrethTheGreat I feel that this is the more normal answer than not tbh

[NotElonMusk @jackass719]

@KenCarman "Little plate of garbage" Glad you heard that is a drop too lol

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"Eric Andre doesn't hold up" "Death Grips doesn't hold up" Shut up! Shut the fuck up!