JackAssHarry

Billy Bob loves Charlene. *note: not the real Jack Harry

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@darrenrovell @Cannonball63 Been through a lot..... of pussy.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@PFTCommenter You know what they say about 2-0 leads? It you don't like it wait 5 minutes.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

I like my trees like I like my titties.... Real. https://t.co/onRU3duo9Z

[Garrett Hartley @GHartley5]

Real or Fake? Which do you prefer?

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@PFTCommenter teaching kids that the original backer of conversions wasnt Mike Pence It was FBMike Allstott converting 3rd n 1 w/ FB Dives

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

.@amyschumer saying you were going to move to Canada was just a "joke"? You really are a joke thief cuz I heard 100 other celebs say it too.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

.@DIRECTV You mother fuckers. Get the Chiefs game back on.

[Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed]

Hey @JasonLaCanfora which side is sarcasm? #OurMoment #WildCard

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@goldbergkc @JeffPassan Im suprised @JasonLaCanfora hasn't blamed Yordano Ventura yet.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

If Trump's wall was built in 2005. There would be no Soria. People forget that. Makes you think.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@PFTCommenter when your son is still playing J.V his Junior year.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

Kacie Mcdonnell gonna be sneaking into Bradys house like..

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@PFTCommenter @JJWatt uhh hey jj, so today was made up of 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure, 50% pain?

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@JJWatt uhhh hey JJ, that's pretty insensitive to fires to think its ok to just fight them.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Just arrived in Rio, checked into my hotel room and its a sty. no clean towels ether smh

[Tom Graziose @TomGraziose]

@RMcCarren7 @William141989 @Matt_Lago @JackAssHarry @FeitsBarstool you know who can't nap, Harrambe....keep drinking for him

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

When your boy decides to take a nap during #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys and you try to wake him up. @FeitsBarstool

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

When #SaturdaysAreForTheBoys is here and your boys ask who wants to start drinking at 8 am @FeitsBarstool

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@NFL @JJWatt uh hey jj, you know who else hurt his back? our lord and savior Jesus christ carrying the cross. He didnt need surgery.

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

Fister? I hardly even know her. https://t.co/ubvE2TXOmd

[Rustin Dodd @rustindodd]

Sunday lineup: Merrifield 4, Gordon 7, Cain 8, Hosmer DH, Perez 2, Morales 3, Orlando 9, Escobar 6, Cuthbert 5 (vs. Fister)

[JackAssHarry @JackAssHarry]

@darrenrovell how many squat lifts can you do while wearing those?