Jack Ballhausen

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@Brocklesnitch Yes, Cleary is the GOAT

[CAPTAIN QUOLL @jonkudelka]

Look I did not have war crimes are actually okay on the teatowel.

[Raphael Mimoun @RaphMim]

I grew up in a Zionist household, spent 12 years in a Zionist youth movement, lived 4 years in Israel, and have friends and family who served in the IDF.

When that is your world, it's hard to see apartheid when it's happening.

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[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@siobhan_oz @RicksPlanet @AdamBandt Literally here: https://t.co/MyL15fICtC

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@Nicodemuslong1 @AdamBandt Multiple times actually.

And he did again in Parliament yesterday: https://t.co/MyL15fICtC

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@MattHagias The big big sound from the west of the town is the sound of you having a sook.

[Hayley Raso @HayleyRaso]

Have you seen me play soccer though? Hard to take you seriously when your sentence doesn't even make sense... https://t.co/y2dZpwg6zO

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@chriswaterguy @AdamBandt You did, as the $2bn isn’t tied to the bill. It’s a direct investment in housing, exactly what the Greens have been campaigning for, and what Labor said they wouldn’t do before the Greens put the pressure on.

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@jessgordon2701 @PRGuy17 @deemadigan Also, was in reference to Labor teaming up with the Liberals to limit the number of motions per day, which was widely criticised as an anti-democratic move by the major parties to prevent their accountability to the crossbench.

https://t.co/xgdA4a6BaS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Ange Postecoglou as our new Head Coach on a four-year contract 🤍

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

when your mum makes you try on new school shoes in clarks:

[Ajit Niranjan @NiranjanAjit]

the most powerful climate report of the decade was published on monday, after 195 governments fought over the words in its summary for policymakers, and the only media allowed in the room just published its account of who lobbied for what 1/

[Elizabeth Watson-Brown @EWatsonBrown]

Labor govt: $368 BILLION on nuclear subs=$12B/yr for 30yrs

Also Labor govt: $500mil/yr on affordable homes max

I’m sure the person sleeping in their car, or the woman with nowhere to go escaping domestic violence, feels much safer knowing that we’ll have nuclear subs in 30 yrs

[Sam @samuel_lanier]

Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@James2theB hi james this will be used as evidence in court

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:

[Jack Ballhausen @jackballhausen]

@stevoB59 Adam never tweeted this. It’s fabricated from this original tweet:

Did you make this @stevoB59?

https://t.co/P7YxdfktU4

[Katie Horneshaw @KatieHorneshaw]

Yearly reminder that drug dealers aren't to blame for your loved one's banned drug-related problems.

Quite the opposite: dealers often act as community elders, keeping an eye out for regulars and providing a stigma-free community connection point.

Blame prohibition.

[scythe holder @metal_crab]

Instead of a wedding speech my friend's dad is performing an original ambient piece on keyboards