Jack Berigan

[Jack Berigan @jackberigan]

Just got fired after trying to babygirl my boss I hate my life!!!!

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Tom Soprano. One of TV’s most best characters 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Jack Berigan @jackberigan]

Feeling krazy with my hood up over my hate this morning haha! You guys ever have nightmares?

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Just did this with my hand only!

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@JackKemble No grilled Charlie?

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You know this guy was jacking it behind that fence 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Everyone at this poker table has figured out my tell (I yell fuck every time I get bad cards)

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My wife stands by my side yelling PUSH while I’m constipated on the toilet

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Enough of this negativity! What’s the least embarrassing tv moment?

[league @itsleague]

What was the most embarrassing moment on live TV?

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Proving I’m a man to my wife by opening all the jars in the house and leaving them
out on the counter for her to see

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I’m adapting the movie John Wick into a book.

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This man is most likely dead now.

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Dentist said I had worse teeth of the month. He took a picture of them and put them up on their “Worst Teeth of the Month” wall WITHOUT my consent.

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Oh great. Attic Creature decides to emerge the same night I host a dinner party.

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Throwing rubber bands into the fire to create free gasoline

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Hi sharks,

Today I am seeking your word that you will not eat me. I got separated from my scuba diving expedition about four hours ago.

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Welp. First night with my new grill and it exploded. Tried heating up my jeans on it before wearing them and forgot I had a bunch of batteries in my pockets.

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To my enemies reading this

🖕

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@patymalone 😂😂

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These charmin bears need to get it together. Just wipe your ass. It shouldn’t dictate your whole life.