Jack Bing

I write about fake baseball, chiefly for @501diff. Some say I look like François Hollande.

[Jack Bing @jackbingg]

My new piece, a little feelgood analysis of three players skipped in the Expansion Draft. https://t.co/XJCJ7Kk2U7

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New piece coming out soon.

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Padres are reportedly prepared to shake it up. Will be listening to any trade offers, according to source.

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Phillies and Sox talk (per @NikcCafardo) reportedly fell through on McCluster when Oliver Yu was brought up. The Japanese pitcher unmovable, according to source.

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In a slow all star break, Diamondbacks reportedly shopping Chiggins to the Red Sox. No clue what the return could be.

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The National League lineup for the 2018 All-Star Game!

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It's journalists like @NikcCafardo that are the lifeblood of this league. Splendid job.

[Jack Bing @jackbingg]

I have just completed possibly my biggest interview in the history of my career, possibly the biggest interview in MLR history. Read it if you would be so kind: https://t.co/wApy3chRP2

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'The Man With Many Faces' by Jack Bing: https://t.co/v4pSVOUpEQ

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I would like to announce my new, exciting partnership with @501diff! Check out my new article, an in-depth look at the player that is @jameson_poe. https://t.co/D85ssDB0hd

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GH Morello makes a triumphant return to Detroit for... Garrett Ipnov.

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The trade confirmed between two AL teams.

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I'm getting reports of a blockbuster trade incoming, per sources. Deal pending final tweaks. Stay tuned.

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The Texas GM, once seen as a ghost, has now been redescribed as "partially translucent" after being sighted in league forums.

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I highly respect Red Sox fans and the resilience of the organization and its players for awful shit that's been out of their control... pardon my [quebecois] french.

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@PopsMoyerGM Breaking news: very handsome and wise executives call the commissioner a claude, a new development in the #firepops movement.

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@PopsMoyerGM Very handsome and wise executives have rebutted this by pointing out the obvious meaning of 'Black' in this scenario as 'dark and shady, it's metaphorical, like the mlb one does not mean literal black socks you claude.'

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I've heard very handsome and wise executives in the league begin to call the happenings of today the 'Black Sox scandal.'

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The Tampa Bay Devil Rays organization is a perpetual fire sale, and someday free agents will begin to realize that.

[Jack Bing @jackbingg]

The extremely active TBR are not done yet. They've reportedly talked with the Brewers about Gerzone.