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[Jack @jackblackcab]

@BenWBriscoe @UberUK We don’t want you. Zero thought into how your Uber or black cab driver is to make a living. I can already tell taking you anywhere wouldn’t be any kind of privilege

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@leejenkins19 Brilliant. Hope he does he 💪

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@SBakerMD I use to follow you and believed what you said carried some weight. I’ve since realised you’re very much misinformed. Post your total blood cholesterol count on here and let’s see . . .

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@MrsLD10 🤣🤣🤣. I’m sorry

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@leejenkins19 😂😂. Well the views from where you’ve been having beers looks fantastic. Never mind the cabs lol

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@__TayJones_ @BronzeBomber Us? Wtf did you do 😂

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@cecegkh “I want champagne service on lemonade money” fuck off.

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@iamjamiefoxx I hope you’ve taken the time to watch “I swear” by now. You ignorant fucking wanker

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️ Ray Parlour's funny story about Kolo Toure’s incredible trial at Arsenal in 2002:

“He came into training one day, what he used to do for trialists is set up games. Usually, if it was a centre forward he would put Martin Keown on him as he knew he would try and kick him and whatever, and if he could handle that he might be a decent player.

This one day they had Kolo Toure, Martin Keown in Kolo Toure’s first training session. Against them, they had Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp.

I rolled the ball into Thierry Henry and Kolo Toure from nowhere has smashed him from behind. Two-footed tackle. Terrible tackle. Seriously, could have been a red card in a normal game. Our best player is rolling around.

Arsene Wenger says ‘Kolo, what are you doing? Don’t tackle, don’t tackle.’ He just wants him to stand there. ‘Oh, sorry, sorry’.

The next minute ball goes into Dennis Bergkamp, they’ve swapped now. Kolo Toure does exactly the same and two-foot Dennis Bergkamp and we are thinking ‘This is unbelievable. How can we win the league if our two best players has been taken out by the trialist? He must be working for someone else’

Arsene Wenger says ‘Right no more tackling’.

“Next ball comes in and Kolo Toure makes a great tackle, reads it, and the ball is flipped up into the air. Arsene Wenger used to stand right in the middle of the midfield and forwards and he’d try and look at the movement, so the ball has gone up in the air and Kolo Toure has his eye on the ball - he’s chasing the ball - and where did it land? Right at Arsene Wenger’s foot and he’s two-footed Arsene Wenger. Proper tackle.

All you heard was ‘ahhhh’. The lads are like ‘This is unbelievable. He’s took out Bergkamp, Henry, and Wenger on his trial.

“Wenger has had to limp off. He’s gone back to the medical room. Kolo Toure is like ‘Oh no’ and nearly crying. He can’t believe it. It’s his big day at Arsenal and he’s taken out two of our best players and the manager.

That afternoon, I remember going into the medical room to see Gary Lewin about something and Arsene Wenger was sitting there with a big ice pack on his ankle

He said ‘I know he didn’t mean it, I like his desire. We’ll sign him tomorrow’ and that was it.

“We signed him for £150,000 because he liked his desire. He could get that out of him and change the way he played just by his desire kicking them two players and he ended up being an amazing player for Arsenal.”

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Tickets booked for @dapperlaughs in Bromley next year. I can’t fucking wait 👌

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@TonyBellew @BoxingKingdom14 What’s rewarding about getting sparked out by Fabio wardley. Bakole just challenged for interim title. And easier fight.

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@CabbieGinger Want a fun game to play? Park as
Close as you can to the entry of the coach park drop in eccleston place and listen to the abuse 😂👌

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@_Afcbanks COYG❤️

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@leejenkins19 😂😂😂 disgusting behaviour 👏

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@TonyBellew @AdamCatterall God you’re soo boring.

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@andjamwar Agree with her 🤷‍♂️. Off you fuck

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@robprogressive You used to provide fairly sound financial advice. Seems you are a little far from reality these days. Nothing comes without a sacrifice. Maybe if I paid you 000s of £s at one of your workshops you could teach me different