jackcaptures

videographer | collector | viva la resistencia #Bitcoin

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Madre mia

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

See ya Wednesday Bosnia

[Axel Tape/Aitana Bonmatí Enjoyer #FIREDRURY @xab1ball]

Who do you think you are

[jackcaptures @jackcaptures]

@Yourpop8 just you

[doomer @uncledoomer]

young couples trying to raise a family in our clown economy are admirable bordering on heroic, so if you have kids, its actually a patriotic duty to invade spaces where boomers, "childfree" redditors, disney adults, other sorts of foul beasts, cavort and stuff their putrid jowls

[🎹 @DrSweets24]

I went St. John the Baptist on the Lamb is insane for so many reasons

[beleth @3eleth]

Pokemon is the new Bitcoin

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Her father is also busy stealing public funds in Kenya as Governor.

[jackcaptures @jackcaptures]

@Jason Credit where credit is due, you consistently have the most dog shit takes

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

My theory of Drake hate has a lot to due to with the socialization of millennial white boys who would talk about “real music” (dadrock) against Justin Bieber in their youth, transferring that to Wayne/Drake in the YOLO era, but at the same time becoming “poptimistic” regarding rap (Kanye specifically) in the Obama era when it became gauche to not listen to rap, so then adopting the “real rap” borrowed authenticity in order to shield from accusations of “not getting the culture”— Kanye became problematic— so Kendrick Lamar was the golden child for this exact moment— one could now just say “Kendrick” & be “a real one” — & a Pulitzer Prize too! Nobody will judge you for “slumming it” when it’s “literary”— The Millennial White Boy is now a Millennial White Man & he says “Kendrick bodied Drake” & feels that he has absolved himself of all the guilt of saying “music is like candy, you throw out the rappers” in elementary school— Drake is too close to himself, Drake is a “white boy” in these terms of “ethnic authenticity” where the definition of “real rap” is west coast gangster rap that was “political” — this is what the Pitchfork review of Iceman is, “Drake is unserious party music, but Real Rap is Political and about Race & that’s Kendrick, & I am an intellectual” — they are still embarrassed about the idea of music being “fun” or “for the clubs” etc— music must be “an object of contemplation” to be “art.” Music isn’t for enjoying a car ride, in the car we listen to NPR, music is like a movie, you sit down with an album-experience, a concept album, & treat it like it’s a movie. Rap becomes an “audiobook/podcast” about the “real experience of african americans”— & you can tune in once a year & this is your penance for being “lowkey racist” against the genre in your youth. Real music is still a Pink Floyd concept album to you— it has to be narrativized as opera— it has to be HAMILTON hahahahaha

[jackcaptures @jackcaptures]

Cornball government

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

Dropping 3 albums is cool but we're still on @ENERGY

[B @itgirIb]

i’m so ovo a nigga can’t tell me shit

[🧊 @nothesi]

white kids listen to you because they feel some guilt LMAO absolutely fried them niggas

[Belisarius @RexBelisarius]

Met a State Dept girlboss. 10 years on the job. I knew more about the country she “specializes” in.

I’m an underemployed gamer chud who went to a mid college. The entire economy is fake lmao.

[Travis “Panic” Mathew @trav_mathew]

I hate when I open YouTube before going to bed and it’s straight grey loot

[𓁹‿𓁹 @kitvolta]

the trick to surviving is having a european approach to life with somehow an american work output

[DCK @Epipapu]

Franchement, l’orange est la couleur de la finesse, de la modernité, de l’audace et, je dirais même, de Dieu.

[barney @barneyxbt]

just a reminder that 95% of the worlds history is unknown due to the burning of the library of alexandria..

guess who burned it