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[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

wat mean?

[Sahib Singh @sahibcantsingh]

business majors 🥵🥵🥵

[cawds @jackcawdery]

Okay so when Presidents move into the White House... do they bring their own mattress or have they been using the same one since the beginning 🤷‍♂️ lmk

[cawds @jackcawdery]

@Vitudski @Treyarch https://t.co/zDsiP5DW5s

[cawds @jackcawdery]

The sexual tension between my TV screen and Xbox controller

[cawds @jackcawdery]

I’m gunna wait to get my haircut because people gunna be walking out looking like clowns until hair stylists get their practice back

[cawds @jackcawdery]

40 ounces and a pack of ranch sunflour seeds

[cawds @jackcawdery]

Even with earthquake drills throughout childhood I felt very unprepared for that fuq

[cawds @jackcawdery]

The world is getting scary... first earthquake I don’t like these games anymore

[cawds @jackcawdery]

My girlfriend came home today from studying abroad and I’ve decided I’m not ready to share my bed again yet. So I’ve decided to take measures into my own hands and have created a new sleeping arrangement for her.

[cawds @jackcawdery]

Honestly gamers are gunna outlive everyone because we already self quarantine🤷‍♂️good luck out there

[cawds @jackcawdery]

some of you never memorized colt 45 and it shows

[justin @farringt0n]

gf: i’m breaking up with you

me: is it because i refuse to get a job and keep streaming to 0 viewers?

gf: yes

me: can i get an F in the chat boys

[cawds @jackcawdery]

Stop killing volcanoes to make lava lamps

[cawds @jackcawdery]

@colefromthehole

[cawds @jackcawdery]

Some of y’all have never had cheese fries from Training Table and it shows

[cawds @jackcawdery]

@jackoneall with that attitude yea

[cawds @jackcawdery]

What's worse?

[cawds @jackcawdery]

When you have lacrosse at 6 and a date at 7 @BenButcher222