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fake it ‘till you make it BABAY!

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This is MY decade

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I think I just want a dog simply to kit her out in a doggy Carhartt jacket

yea my pup dresses better than your human

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Pass

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THIS IS MY YEAR 2022 C’MON

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Three different brands. Three different launches. All the same photoshoot. It’s getting out of hand.

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Strategically, @meduzamusic drops a banger with an indie star every marathon SZN - getting the crunchy hardo’s hype

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Challenge them to a fight, you won’t @jakepaul

[Martyn Williams @martyn_williams]

This demonstration at the Defence Development Exhibition was bit intense. Video broadcast today on North Korean TV.

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09/20/2021
- Ronaldo returned home
- I took a vacation to Idaho
- I got a new job which is wild
- Crushed a 200 mile running race
- life is still good

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This is MY decade

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06/15/2021
- I took a bus to Detroit to do laundry
- NY is back in a big way
- Crop tops and mullets are also back
- I went backcountry skiing and fell

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It’s 2021 and I still boogie down to Closer like a 2016 sorority girl

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You can feel that Wisconsin crisp through the TV #RyderCupUSA

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When your @budlight day drinking spirals into a Michelin star “I deserve this” decision

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@JakeKerner23 @OnTheRoad34 This has moved to Twitter, huh?

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Nice job on the update @Strava *chef’s kiss*

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Fireworks going off the first 5 minutes, the gritty #CONCAF

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Getting your fit ready for the first day of FIT must be the most nerve wracking fits of all @ThrowingFits

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8/29/2021 - @ Wolves
- Greenwood is king. Full stop.
- I need Fred to take French lessons
- Gritty de Gea always finds a way to pull me back in

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United Campaign Thread 2021-2022

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8/22/21 - @ Saint Mary’s
- Gross out the back, sloppy Joe’s
- Pogba ringing everyone up to get calls next transfer window
- Away kits = bad voodoo

#MUFC

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@CharlieC_JPMS Can we get an “after” pic to the “before” pic?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

OFFICIAL. Cristiano Ronaldo joins Manchester United, official statement from club announces. He’s BACK. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo

Medical to be scheduled soon.
CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.

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Me, using multiple emails on @Grubhub tonight