Jack

(platonic) lover of financially irresponsible cars

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

it's free kick but they’re busy flirting

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

BBC News Pidgin has fried my brain

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@TheSnowDreamer Humidity has been dropping rapidly today. Was 60% in my room this morning (and disgusting), now 37%. Hot as hell, but the drier air plus fan is working OK now.

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@likkleddon @PopBase of june

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@MrBeast @ShikoyeniJay Never hit the bookmark button harder

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@ImLunaHey @geerlingguy It does give you that 'jump ahead' button, which 99.9% of the time skips the ad perfectly. Agree it'd be better if it was auto, but the jump ahead feature is still decent

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

OK, I am done for the evening

[Jack @jackcooper__]

If he's smart, he'd have it in a Natwest Reward account. £5 cashback per month for direct debits and using the app. Adds up fast!

[Niall Anderson @INiallAnderson]

Do these people think Elon now just has a trillion dollars in a savings account? 😂

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

right, that's it, crack open the Old El Paso extra mild fajita kit

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@ByBenPring @The_Forty_Four @BBCSport People moan that the BBC aren't on location, and people would moan if the BBC were on location wasting the licence fee🙄

[Jack @jackcooper__]

A journalist in 80 grand of student debt just made everything worthwhile by creating this headline

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Version of AI tool too powerful for public released to public https://t.co/2HtI4UJCTW

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@aguscruiz Beta software has some bugs SHOCKER

[Jack @jackcooper__]

What’s happened?

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@TomSavageoffic It's called getting older. You're sounding like the boomers we take so much fun mocking for the same reasons

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@Skye_Melissax Been a busy month and I unfortunately let my window opening licence expire - I’ve received 4 threatening letters so far and a window inspector is scheduled to visit my apartment next Tuesday. Apparently I legally don’t have to let them in though?

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[Jack @jackcooper__]

@SukeDavide @wayatalkinabeet @cra46159 Today has broken the May record by 2 degrees you weapon

[dani 🌼 @lesbian_syrax]

feel like im going insane why does everyone suddenly think may is summer