Jack Cornett

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@shrimpJAJ I love biscuits. I remember getting wonderful biscuits in Los Angeles until the biscuit maker’s husband took her away to NYC so he could go be on Saturday Night Live. Sad.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@Ahm76 Same for me with Tmobz this AM. Was already angry at my hold time while the phone was still ringing. Then a human picked up and was all “Hi, I am a human and will help you. There, I have fixed your issue. I’m off to help others now. Bye!” like they were Elliot from Pete’s Dragon.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@alisonbuchanan Hello Leah.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@mikewiebe It is possible to fly without an ID. It’ll take longer and they’ll put you through extra security, but as long as you can show some other way that you are you, you should be good. A bank card and google image search would work in your case I’d imagine.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@mariabamfoo Yes!

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@tarable I am very, very young.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@PaulOddo

[Paul Oddo @PaulOddo]

We cut to a very awkward and quiet horseback ride home.

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@PaulOddo What a baseballs!

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

What an exciting baseball championshippe this has been! #WorldSeriesGame7 #astronauts #dodgerers

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@ChaseSkylar Neat how you stole this tweet from @TheThomason so how bout you fuck yourself? Maybe try that? Idk.

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

I call my penis "Gerrymander" because it's oddly shaped and it's ruining American democracy

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@DianneGallagher @JennyJohnsonHi5 I would have given him a sweet deal too.

[Paul Oddo @PaulOddo]

I wonder what mean-spirited diabolical shit the President of the United States will do tomorrow?

[Paul Oddo @PaulOddo]

Steve Bannon is out of the White House, but something tells me Breitbart kept a tiki torch burning for him.

[FOGHAT STAN @MikeMacRaeMike]

Jeffrey Lord getting fired is the closest were going to get to removing Andrew Jackson from the 20

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@Ahm76 I'll be new to LA soon. Can't wait!

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@lucasharvie Were u Skoal'n or hittin the Red Man™?

[Jack Cornett @jackcornett]

@Ahm76 That's one blousey blonde.