Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
Some beat chick talking to another beat chick: “wow that shirt is so cutesy”
Other beat chick: “thanks it’s from Amazon, I feel like I’m eating in it”
Beat chick: “you are such an Amazon girlie omggggg”
Shut up and hit the fucking gym ladies
Spent too much time looking at the 2003 list last night… then came across the list from 1981 this morning…
Augusta #11
Shinnecock #20
Canterbury #32
Disney world (Palm) #55
Sawgrass #98
So interesting to see what was trending.
Think this is a high pressure situation for Carolina Hurricanes goalie Brandon Bussi in the Stanley Cup Finals?
The guy had to handle lunchtime crowds when the guac was running low. Needing to get the chicken on the grill. Pull the pork. Not let burrito break.
He’s good.
How hard is Shinnecock?
It has hosted the @USOpenGolf four times in the last 100 years. A total of 520 different players have played in those events.
ONLY 3 finished at level par or better.
• Retief Goosen (2004, -4)
• Phil Mickelson (2004, -2)
• Ray Floyd (1986, -1)
Never forget...
Five years ago, Jon Rahm lead The @MemorialGolf by 6 shots after 3 rounds.
But was told walking off the 18th green that he had tested positive for COVID-19 and had to withdraw before the final round.
What a weird time/moment.
Ideal day in the life of a Hyrox athlete:
- wake up at 6am
- cold shower with imagine dragons blasting
- breakfast: gel packs and pedialyte
- compete in Hyrox, place 85th in age group
- film tik tok in parking lot with racially ambiguous friends
- go home and bang gay lover
Still the greatest political video of all-time. People forget.
“He can’t hit a ball 50 yards.”
“I was a 6 handicap.” “Well…I was an 8.”
“I’ve seen your swing.”