Jack Cuthbert

Writer of TV Drama/Comedy dabbled with movies. Did the props for some of your favourite TV shows but no one cares about that. YNWA

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@dancowley1 @FabrizioRomano Best manager in history….?

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I'm at 20 pages on this latest TV pilot and now It's all about keeping it to a half hour and not rambling on to that weird middle ground of 41 pages that happens so often. Wish me luck!

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@mattforde I agree. At the time I found it a tad obnoxious but now I find it incredibly silly and almost sweet. But then I cried at two football documentaries yesterday so...

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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Last-minute change, fans will NOT be allowed to breathe their own oxygen at the 2026 World Cup. Stadiums are expected to be turned into vacuums during the tournament, FIFA has announced the ban “for security reasons”.

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@KieranMaguire The Curacao shirt pictured is the biggest absence for me. It’s a beauty and the tournament will be the lesser for it not being there.

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@mattforde @talkSPORT I guess it depends on the pod but I’ll have a listen and report back on my level or arousal.

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@tiannathewriter You ever seen Father of the Bride? This scene https://t.co/qgEfEoYFkx

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@mattforde @talkSPORT Yeah but do I want to be horny while listening to a podcast?

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@annettescambler @ZackPolanski @Jacquel46304555 I can tell how proud you are of this opening sentence. Which is a bit ironic. X

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@Smiffy288 @ZackPolanski By the same you mean thick as shit too? Probably correct.

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@KolakPatolik1 @ZackPolanski My guys going way back and referencing the OG bible. Hahah fucking idiot.

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@misstj66 @ZackPolanski I understand now that colours on a piece of cloth waving in the air is about as complex your brain can handle.

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@YvonneSowden @ZackPolanski Manchester?

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@thefactroom @ZackPolanski Sure you said nothing about the many many royal events and entire lives you’ve funded though right? But oh wait they’re white and straight and posh ok cool, ok now I’m getting it.

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@QeenKGino @ZackPolanski Aye the gays took all your money. Hahaha fuck off!

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Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

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@MarinaPurkiss Optimised the joy out of life. Productivity at all costs. I think these bros do it because they have no friends. Ha

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@tiannathewriter As we've spoken about many times before, this is their worst nightmare. That everyone looks for what makes them the same rather than different and the WC unite etc. So we should 100% do it.

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Black people are almost 9 times likely to be stopped and searched, 5 times more likely to have force used against them. Much more likely to be charged and to be refused bail - National Police Chiefs' Council.
Real discrimination. Real two tiers.

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