jack

[prance @bocxtop]

why we gotta bully politicians into doing the jobs they begged us for

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Ready? Let’s go! 🎃➡️🎄
#MariahSZN

[orion @orionvanessa]

this honestly looks like my daily to do list

[jack @jackdodds0]

some guy is wearing gucci slides at planet fitness

florida still prevails

[Mar-a-Lago Robbie ([email protected]) @checarina]

did i do this right

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

AppIe did wonders with their aIarm ring tone, i wake up feeling like i’m in the trenches at war

[Strip4Jon 🌟 .06 @Strip4Jon]

If u c me talking to myself don’t say nun to me I’m having a staff meeting.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

[jack @jackdodds0]

the marie kondo method also works on people and that is the key to happiness

[nat @bub0nicplague]

society now that jojo siwa has come out https://t.co/rqFr6jGN6Z

[jack @jackdodds0]

i feel like i just woke up from a fever dream

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

Lady Gaga accidentally being sworn in as president tomorrow

[jack @jackdodds0]

@leah_mullen14 an underdeveloped egocentric country convinced they know what they’re doing

[jack @jackdodds0]

IT IS THE 3RD OF DECEMBER AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I FEEL BAD FOR YOU

[jack @jackdodds0]

i get really excited to look at the weekly sprouts ad to see if they have anything fun or on sale and i guess i didn’t know i was at that level of adulting