Jack DeVries

The human side of @MrJackCat. he/him, they/them queer🏳️‍🌈 poly💙❤️🖤 As seen on: FANDOM, Roblox, IGN. || opinions are mine

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

I’ve come out of video game critique retirement to post this extremely untimely take: I was expecting more from The Callisto Protocol than just Josh Duhamel gunge play

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

My partner’s upcoming novel got a really wonderful review! I’m super proud of him, Price of Thorns really is some of his absolute best work.

[BlueInk Review @blueinkreview]

@writerfox's shelf-bending secondary-world fantasy—about a disgraced thief’s epic adventures while attempting to restore his reputation—is nothing short of a stand-up-and-applaud storytelling tour de force. #starredreview #mustread #fantasy https://t.co/N7YKlqalKV

[BlueInk Review @blueinkreview]

@writerfox's shelf-bending secondary-world fantasy—about a disgraced thief’s epic adventures while attempting to restore his reputation—is nothing short of a stand-up-and-applaud storytelling tour de force. #starredreview #mustread #fantasy https://t.co/N7YKlqalKV

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

SCOTUS deciding that it’s legal to discriminate against gay people has me thinking about Barney’s Beanery, the West Hollywood chili restaurant to at had this sign above the bar for decades.

🧵 1/x

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

my school just let me be a lil weirdo that wore an animal shirt every day and liked the computer lab more than his friends, they could try that

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Finally saw John Wick.

It’s just Shoot ‘Em Up with no personality y’all have terrible taste.

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Luke Combs singing Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car is way more offensive and terrible than every white rapper

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Friends talking about a D&D campaign you’re not in is so weird because it sounds like a party you weren’t invited to where they watched a kickass movie that doesn’t exist

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Ok but hear me out

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Twitter got your fucking number @GameOverGreggy

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

if you wanted The Witcher 3 to be more realistic than Geralt should die from syphilis years before the game starts

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

The crowdfunding portion of our hilarious and poignant indie movie is finally LIVE!

I beg of you, go here to learn more about Papa Bear, our filmmaking strat, and how you can join the adventure. There's cool rewards and it's gonna be a good movie!

https://t.co/uOSlXBltwn

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

My niece told me she doesn’t believe in God anymore, and knows the Easter bunny is fake. Then she straight up asked me if Santa was still real.

I panicked & said “of course he is because he makes sense” and she nodded solemnly in agreement.

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

GDC sure was interesting this year…

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

It's time to cancel your former employer

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

@WeakJoke I fondly recall poring over 10K word long wiki articles based entirely on the three lines of dialog the character says in the only game they appeared in

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

all queers love 2 things

cryptids & fighting games

and are always hoping you ask them about either

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

Being the only football fan in my big queer friend group means hosting a Super Bowl party that people are only attending for the themed craft cocktails and Rihanna concert.

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

@JoshuaYehl clicker girl vs m3gan is the horror crossover we all deserve

[Jack DeVries @jackdrat]

“sportsball 😏” - guy who always smells like french fry grease