Jack Dwyer

tik tok famous

[hunter @HunterPippinPHL]

thinking about my past kinda feels like this

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

the ‘wizards of waverly place’ transition clips were everything

[Erin ✨ @erinluckyone]

how i’m feeling rn with 0% latino blood in my body

[DuneInfo @DuneInfo]

When people ask me what today's date is.

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

they should do a white lotus season here

[Empire State Building @EmpireStateBldg]

Blue and White for the rest of the night in honor of @UConnMBB’s National Championship victory

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

saw this on my feed and genuinely got scared wondering how someone got this pic of my college room

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

This was my bedroom senior year of college

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

“you should move to NYC” - person who wants the worst for you

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

only in new york city

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is the ideal airport experience

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

checking kanye’s instagram first and then my normal instagram feed. they’re two different social medias.

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

i look like an actual infant in my license picture bc puberty wasn’t for me i guess and i’ve gotten rejected from bars because of it, but my breaking point was definitely when the cashier at the package store couldn’t hold in her belly laugh upon looking at my id

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

“you can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make it swim” -@james_nguyen6

so true tho

[@philjamesson.com on bsky @PhilJamesson]

i think the mandela effect is fun because rather than admit you've been misspelling something your whole life, you get to say you simply fell into a different, incorrect universe

[Two Roads Brewing @2RoadsBrewing]

Introducing TwoConn Easy Ale! We are excited to announce that we are furthering the partnership between Two Roads and UConn Athletics with a BRAND NEW beer collaboration. TwoConn is a golden ale that’s crisp, refreshing & perfect to enjoy while cheering on the Huskies.

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

got on the train the other day pissed bc of insane delays and i see that the conductor is getting a random woman’s phone number

lowkey respect tho

[Benjamin Berg @bergywergy3030]

Help @JC01913

[Jack Dwyer @jackdwyer_]

it’s truly embarrassing how badly i wanna go back to college like i told myself i wouldn’t be THAT alum but bro idk anymore

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

my mom when I go 1 over the speed limit https://t.co/YzF09xhRzT