Jack

19, #everythingtwt @jacksoffall
satirical thoughts & jokes
true one-line MC

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

For every tweet I write, it’s twenty-five to life

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

Rape is just non-negotiable, it comes with the territory.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

As rapey as it gets, at the end of the day it’s only rape

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

Whose big white veiny cock is that in my pants?…

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@azuraninjaa Im strictly following no nut november. Remember?

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

If u dont dm me like this im not even opening that shit

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I only have sadistic intentions for your daughters pussy, sir.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I refuse to have sex that’s not rape

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@acid___angel Woah!

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@jesslovesyuri 😭😭😭

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I was watching double penetration gay tentacle hentai porn at mcdonalds today but shook my head so everyone knew i didn’t enjoy it and that I wasn’t gay.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@jesslovesyuri I dont mean that ily

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@jesslovesyuri U be yapping hoe

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@jesslovesyuri You are my muse

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@jesslovesyuri Ain’t it beautiful how I use u as inspiration sometimes for my tweets

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

As a rapist, I deserve to be raped too.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

What good is tweeting if none of you rape my boner

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@c3m3t3ry_slut Yes

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

I fucking despise all of you. Don’t dm me if u don’t have something constructive to say. I will not e-rape you. Probably.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

As a rapist, rape is what I do.

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

@prclainfwn 👀

[Jack @Jackedoffall]

My doctor told me that random boners are a sign of high testosterone but if i ever get one from the reception lady again, he’ll see me in court…