Paul.

I’m a dude.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@GovKathyHochul Booooooooooooo! Garbage human alert.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@POTUS Please just stop talking. We know you’re lost.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

It would be super cool if @GetSpectrum could provide a basic internet speed to stream the game. I mean I’m paying for it so…..

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

This game!

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@POTUS Worst president ever.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

Alright boys! #billsbyabillion

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

Tweet

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@POTUS What a garbage statement! Only idiots would believe you.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

Dear @keybank why is your app so so unreliable?? It’s such a dumpster fire.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chronological tweets seem much better than what “the algorithm” suggests

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

Yoooo 2020 needs a time out. Enough with this year already. #exhausted

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@squiggy_pop @GregKolbbb Mhmm that’s a good point.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Jesus, We need YOU now.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

STOP THE HATE. STOP THE VIOLENCE! THERES NO EXCUSE. You can’t fight violence with violence. We need to stand with each other and be better! Just watched a video of a man getting beaten to death. Don’t let one scumbag cause more evil! Stand against it. #bebetter

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

@GetSpectrum you need to staff your stores better. Been sitting waiting here for 20 minutes to setup my internet because your website sucks and I was told I had to come in. There’s 15 customers here and I’ve watched 4 walk out. Only two employees and they don’t seem to care.

[Matt F. @fattmull]

Imaging waking up and thinking “I’m going to rant about something that nobody cares about on my Instagram story today.”

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Agreeing with someone on one point does not mean you agree on all points. Disagreeing on one point does not mean you disagree on all points. This seems so obvious and yet so many people fail to understand or care about this simple concept.

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

I forgot tapanga purposed to corey!

[Paul. @jackedpauly]

Finally released an album that I’ve been holding on to for almost 10 years. Unreal. Go check it out https://t.co/FPm7jsWX2Z