I knew I had a good therapist when I realized I had to take something from this guy. And not like his watch or something off his desk, but brain stuff. π€£
After a few years in a relationship the only thing your girl gets excited about "blowing" is your paycheck. Trust me, after the first 3 months, it's just another habit she wished she didn't pick up.
π€£π #JackFacts
So yesterday I was not only paid to perform, but it was the first time I was ever tipped with an "Actual 24K GOLDEN Note" by an audience member! π―
#ComedyGold
@elonmusk before you got into electric cars, have you ever heavily modified a gas combustion vehicle when you were younger? Or did you just buy them and drive them? I would love to see how Tesla technology would have incorporated into a gasoline performance car.
It's not a comedy open mic if you have to sign up online hours before you get there. That's a pick and choose your friends Mic. Knock that shit off. It's corny.
#comedy#openmic
Do I know anyone "Well Off" who would want to sponsor a crazy classic car build like nothing before? I will build it & Video series the entire build along with having Up & Coming Comedians participate in the build and learn some new things in the process along with comedy!ππ₯π€―