Cthulhu for President

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[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨BREAKING: A retired British police officer has been convicted and fined for sharing a meme.
The post said:

“Fun facts about bacon! People who eat bacon have a lower chance of marrying a 9-year-old!”

Stephen Gray, 65, spent 30 years as a police officer. He said the meme was satirical and meant to spark debate about child marriage.

A judge ruled it “grossly offensive.”
He now has a criminal record.

[Wiki Leaks 1.0 @WikiLeaksQ]

🔥 THEY SAID IT NEVER HAPPENS… UNTIL IT DID RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES 🔥
A CNN panel just exploded.
Bush White House spokesman Pete Seat is sitting THREE FEET from Obama’s own strategist David Axelrod…
And he drops the nuclear truth:
“Barack Obama got on the 2008 Indiana primary ballot because Democrats in St. Joseph County submitted FRAUDULENT petition signatures. People — including the county Democratic chair — went to JAIL over it. He shouldn’t have been on that ballot.”
Axelrod freezes.
“How did that get determined?”
Seat doesn’t flinch:
“It was exposed TWO YEARS later. Went through the courts. People went to jail. That’s the problem… nobody caught it before he was already on the ballot.”
FACT CHECK: 100% TRUE ✅
In 2013, four Indiana Democrats were CONVICTED for forging those signatures — literally copying names off old petitions. Even a former governor’s name was forged. County Democratic Chairman Butch Morgan went to PRISON for orchestrating it.
The thing they swore “never happens”…
HAPPENED.
And a party chairman did hard time for it.
Election fraud isn’t a “conspiracy theory.”
It’s a documented crime.
And they got away with it long enough to change history.
Share this before they try to memory-hole it.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🛑 Since USAID was defunded:

- Rap music is dead
- DNC is broke
- Communists have lost Venesuela, Columbia, Ecuador, Chile, Honduras, Bolivia, Peru, Costa Rica and Brazil is next
- U.S. Border is CLOSED, migrant caravans are gone
- Nationalists are winning across Europe
- CNN sold
- Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert’s shows canceled
- Dylan Mulvaney and Elliott Page can’t find work
- Lizzo can’t sell an album
- Nike stock collapsed
- No more hurricanes
- No more plant based meat
- The McRib is Back

Got what I voted for again 🥇

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Meet Tom Morello.

He’s a Communist fighting for the People.

He has a net worth of $40 million.

Why doesn’t Tom just give that $40 million to the People?

Weird?!

[UngaTheGreat @UngaTheGreat]

HILTON: $928 Million for Solar Panels Went to Ballot Harvesting

"A hundred million a year since 2015. By 2025 that's $1 billion. The invoices for actual solar panels were $72 million. $928 million went to nonprofits doing 'environmental justice.' When you look at what that is, it's voter registration and ballot harvest. And that's what the scam is."

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

THIS IS CRAZY

[Farad @NotFarad]

Those two albums were released the same year lol

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

California set aside $24 billion for homelessness.

California then announced that the entire $24 billion DISAPPEARED.

Finally, it was tracked down.

It turns out that the funds were turned over to an NGO.

Instead of helping the homeless, the funds were used for a mansion in LA, a home in Greece, and a $125,000 vehicle.

All under the watchful eye of Gavin Newsom.

The dude belongs in prison.

[Whiplash437 @MrWhiplash_]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just DROPPED THE TRUTH BOMB!

“If the US could cut out 50% of the fraud in America, we’d have a BALANCED BUDGET.”

Most of our DEBT is straight-up FRAUD!

[YoDanno #DragonlanceDragonlance @YoDanno]

Modern D&D Haste:

Speed doubled.
+2 AC.
Advantage on Dex saves.
Extra action.

When it ends, you’re exhausted for six seconds.

1978 AD&D Haste:

Speed doubled.
Attacks doubled.

You also age a year.

Oh, and since magical aging requires a System Shock Survival roll…

you can die from casting Haste.

But don’t worry.

The shaving of licorice root survived into 5E.

Old School D&D was built different.

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

🚬The first two seasons of 'The Flintstones' were co-sponsored by Winston cigarettes

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

At Christmastime, 1913, Woodrow Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act, handing the power to create money to a private central banking cartel. A foreign Banker named Paul Warburg drafted the plan in secret on Jekyll Island in 1910 before he even became an American citizen.
Under the Federal Reserve Act, Americans would now borrow their own currency at interest. Inflation then quietly ate away at wages, and over a century later, the dollar has lost 97% of its purchasing power.
End the Fed.

[Matt @MarktMatts]

Only Democrats would close 20+ refineries, kill the Keystone XL, drain our oil reserves, ban offshore drilling and then blame Trump

[Robert J. Kuntz @threelinestudio]

Just a reminder...

“Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and eventually degenerates into a racket”--Eric Hoffer

WotC has only one objective: Their bottom line. And they do not care about D&D's history, its legacy, nor the people who worked tirelessly to build it from a basement-run concern on 330 Center Street in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin to a multi-million dollar company. They unleashed war on the past with their product warnings that smeared an entire era, with their historians who attacked and libeled TSR and D&D's founders, and they still maintain these warnings and publications to this day which assert as much.

They should be boycotted into oblivion--the only place where vile snakes belong.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

🚨 TULSI GABBARD: “OBAMA ORDERED THE OVERTHROW OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT” 🚨

🔥 Only 38 seconds — and it changes everything.

Former DNI Tulsi Gabbard just said it out loud:

“Barack Hussein Obama ordered the overthrow of the United States government — on behalf of Hillary Clinton — after the 2016 election.”

When Americans voted for Trump, the Obama machine refused to accept it.

So they manufactured a false intelligence narrative, alleging Russian interference to delegitimize the President the people chose.

From Obama down — Brennan, Clapper, Comey, Rice, Lynch, Yates, Monaco, Clinton, Schiff, McCabe, Strzok, Page, Mueller, Rosenstein, Weissmann, Jarrett, Rhodes —
they built a shadow coup against a sitting U.S. President.

This wasn’t politics.
This was treason.

The so-called “Russian collusion” story was not a mistake — it was a calculated act of sedition to reverse an election and nullify the will of 63 million Americans.

They called it “protecting democracy.”
But they were overthrowing it.

Watergate looks like a parking ticket compared to this.
And history will remember it for what it was —
a coup against the Republic itself.

[John Cullen 🐓 @I_Am_JohnCullen]

HADES has never performed the "Missed Approach" maneuver twice in the same day at the same airfield, ever, prior to September 10th.

I look for anomalies.
I found it.

HADES never, ever returns to the same airfield.
Not once.

But the day Charlie was killed, they did, just 25 minutes afterwards.

That's how I catch killers. 😎
#ISeeWhatOthersCant

[Sovey @SoveyX]

What really happened after the State Dinner.
The lost Xi camera roll has been found.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

Yes Trump isn't a perfect hero that we love. But don't you think we are able to see that Crime is down, illegal immigration is down, DEI is gone, and USAID isn't stealing our money by the billions.

If it's a choice between Republican higher prices which we HATE and Democrat higher prices AND higher taxes AND higher immigration and greatly increased corruption and scams well what the hell.

I can hate Trump and not want to shoot myself in the head by voting for the insanity the Dems have become.