Jack Hennessey

Astronaut, Poet, Actor. Bruce Lee is dead.

[Jack Hennessey @jackerh]

Gimme pizzaaa

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@teamnovascotia Can we call this one the cook of the mission instead?

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@MattHalpernTEI Bjorn there?

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@PeripheryBand ur tees suk

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Another classic krimis joke is to label everyones presents 'the biggest loser' so they have to ask you whos is which AND feel bad. Sorry mom

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Just call me a professional consumer

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Bae's brakes exploded and she's stranded. But if you tell me its not worth 3k I'll still probably cut you.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

.@boburnham unreleased

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@Patrick_cubed I do house calls. You want?

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@kyleThompsonCle Deal, I'll leave it on your driveway

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Selling this beauty, anyone interested in buying this luxury stallion let me know. She's a stick

[That Metalhead @TheMetalCore]

Randy Blythe throws out signature picks that say "I don't use a fucking pick". Caught by my buddy @jackerh Sunday:

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@TheMetalCore What everyone's shoes SHOULD have looked like after LoG

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Just the aisle I was looking for

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@TheMetalCore Slash's acting career might be a thing: http://t.co/ogm9jVwN6m

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Germany sells beer at McDonald's if anyone's looking for a reason for a euro trip.

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@TheMetalCore Yeah you're probably right. Like if anybody actually liked them the would have released an album since 2008. #Psychosolame

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@TheMetalCore slipknot is pretty good I hear, they're a little band from Iowa, you might like them

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@xBlood_Monkey Get him and his high pitched ass voice out of here

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@xBlood_Monkey God I just want this man out of the feed. #AxlRoseRetirePlease

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Look at his dumb chip munky face #GoldenGodsAwards