TheJacket

i'm simple af. memecoin trader , i share my own TA with high win rate .
Not a financial advisor. I don't own the Market. i have $NOTHING.

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

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[TheJacket @jacket1337]

$BIGTIME is showing strong signs of a potential double bottom formation here
If this pattern confirms, we could see a solid recovery move from this zone and momentum may start shifting bullish again.

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

@TradesTyr @TradesTyr You gave us bread , you saved my Ass many times , thanks to god and you

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

We just captured 200+ points on US open on #Nasdaq with my small private community.

From crypto to tradfi, took a few trades over the past few days all transparently. 90% win rate so far.

Here's a screenshot.

$JTO $SAGA $FF $BTC

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[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

$FF -

Send it @ag_dwf @falconfinance

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

Over the past few days, I’ve been working on a new $100K 2-Step challenge with HyroTrader.

The account is currently sitting at $103,912, which means I’m just about $6,000 away from passing Step 1.

I’ll continue sharing updates as the challenge progresses.

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[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

Stop chasing 1:3 trades. Stop chasing spreadsheets. 🛑

For all the traders, especially the new comers, here's an honest advise I would share with you which not many would agree or follow, but that's the truth.

Let me share a personal experience I’ve gone through that completely shifted my performance and finally fixed my PnL.

For a long time, I was obsessed with "God-tier" Risk-Reward ratios. I thought I was a math genius for chasing 1:3 or 1:5 trades. I told myself: "I only need to be right 30% of the time!"

The "Spreadsheet" Reality:

• Trade 1: Loss ❌
• Trade 2: Loss ❌
• Trade 3: Loss ❌
• Trade 4: Loss ❌

That's how it looks on paper.

My brain wasn't wired for it. After that 4th loss in a row, my cortisol would spike. By the 6th loss, my discipline evaporated. I’d revenge trade and tilt. I was trading a spreadsheet, not a human nervous system.

The shift happened when I moved to a 1:1 "Base Hit" strategy.

The 1:1 Reality:

• Trade 1: Win ✅
• Trade 2: Win ✅
• Trade 3: Loss ❌
• Trade 4: Win ✅

The math on paper (10 Trades @ $100 Risk):

🏆 The "Hero" (1:3 RR)• Win Rate: 40% • Math: $1,200 Profit - $600 Loss • Total: $600 Net• Mental State: Burnt out. Constant losing streaks.

✅ The "Pro" (1:1 RR)• Win Rate: 80% • Math: $800 Profit - $200 Loss • Total: $600 Net• Mental State: Flow. High confidence. Easy discipline.

The Profit is the same. The journey is worlds apart. 🌍

More importantly it helps your Body's physiology.

🧠 Every 1:1 win releases Dopamine. Dopamine builds Confidence. Confidence reinforces Discipline.

When you win 8/10 times, your mood stays elevated. You aren't bringing "trading stress" into your living room
.
The Real Win: 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 When you bank a 1:1 trade early, you're done. Shut down the monitors. Go spend quality time with your family. Because your mood is good and your confidence is high, you actually enjoy that time instead of staring at charts on your phone during dinner.

Stop swinging for home runs and striking out. The real liquidity is in the consistency of the base hits.

#TradingPsychology #Crypto #XAU

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

Simple and fast , share your thoughts on this group .

since @TradesTyr is the Legend , he's literately feeding us bread .

https://t.co/YPqsO3yeWV

join in and never miss a single opportunity .

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

scalping $XAU #Londonsession with the Legend @TradesTyr .

Giving best calls on $XAU $BTC

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

@RealAlCrypto any confirmation ?

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

I am turning off entry to my telegram group in next 24 hours. If you are interested to join, this is your last chance.

Invitation link - https://t.co/GMnY7KnHDR

The link will not remain valid after 24 hours.

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

$BTC pumped.

We discussed it in our telegram that if the daily closes above 76300, #Bitcoin will pump.

However, I am afraid May can turn out be a month of reversal for Btc and whatever pump we have witnessed so far, was probably a relief rally?

I just hope I am wrong; I would be happy to be wrong, but the system I follow suggests not so great things in May for BTC.

A wick or pump to $80-$82k, then SFP below recent highs followed by a reversal?

That would be my bet.

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

1 for 1. First trade in the new group was a banger. 🎯

Just bagged 30+ pips on Gold ( $XAU ) live with the community. People are already banking (check the replies). 🥂

I’m keeping the link open for a few more hours before we lock it down for the next setup. Free to join.

Join the circle here: 👇

https://t.co/JWLag9nInT

[Tyrion Trades @TradesTyr]

Going private. 🔒

I’m launching a FREE Telegram group for my Crypto, Bitcoin and Gold trades + live trader hangouts.

The link expires shortly. Get in now or miss the setups.

👉 https://t.co/GMnY7KnHDR

#CryptoCommunity $XAU $BTC #TradingView #Scalping

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

@RealAlCrypto i'm waiting for your updates now , be there with you

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

@RealAlCrypto you are the fucking boss been following you for almost a year now , i used to be on memecoin market now i use exness so i follow your trades on XAU and BTC . good job man

[TheJacket @jacket1337]

@RealAlCrypto is there some TA for today's market ?

[castañeda♟️ @castadeg]

RESUME – CHAD "LIQUIDATED" McHODL

Email: [email protected]
(ignore the 47 bounce-backs from debt collectors)

Phone: +1-555-IM-BROKE
(voicemail full since Nov 2025)

Location: Mom's basement,
formerly Lambo dealership parking lot
LinkedIn: https://t.co/76f9Gp7Y2M
(last active: 3 bull runs ago)

X/Twitter: @ChadWasRight69
(suspended for "inciting financial self-harm")
OBJECTIVE

To secure a stable entry-level position flipping burgers
where my only leverage is the spatula
and not 100× perpetuals.
Tired of waking up to -98% PnL notifications
and my wife's lawyer emails.

Ready to HODL fries instead of hopium.
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

Self-Employed Full-Time Degenerate Trader
2017 – Present (ongoing liquidation event)

Turned $420 → $1.2M (peak euphoria, 2021)
Turned $1.2M → $69 (current dignity level, 2026)
Expert in catching falling knives
with both hands tied behind back
Survived 4 bear markets, 3 divorces,
and 1 "it's just a correction bro" intervention

Portfolio management style:
YOLO → NGMI → rope emoji → "maybe next cycle"
Successfully rugged myself harder
than any dev ever rugged a community

Co-Founder & CEO – RugPull Ventures
(defunct memecoin launchpad)
2024 – 2025 (project rugged by mirrors)

Launched 47 tokens named after various stages of grief
Achieved 100% impermanent loss in liquidity pools

Community sentiment:
from "to the moon" to "founder doxx when?" in 47 minutes
Exit liquidity provided personally
(my entire net worth)

Skills & Certifications
Advanced Excel
(used once to calculate how much ramen $12 buys)

Technical analysis:
head & shoulders pattern recognized
in my own reflection
Risk management: 0/10 – repeatedly max-leveraged
life savings on shitcoins

Multilingual: English, Hopium, Copium, Ropeium
Certified in "Buy the dip"
(expired after 2022)

Black belt in coping mechanisms
(self-awarded)
Education

University of Hard Knocks – Crypto Edition
Major: Bagholding Studies
GPA: 0.69 (ironic)
Thesis:
"Why My Wife Left Me for a Normie with a 401(k)"
– defended orally to divorce judge

References
Available upon request
(spoiler: they all ghosted me
after I asked for 0.1 ETH gas money)
Additional Information

Willing to work weekends, nights,
and existential crises
No drug test please
(urine still 80% hopium metabolites)

Can start immediately –
already wearing the uniform in my dreams
Bonus: will shill your McFlurry
as "the real alpha play of Q1 2026"
on X for free

Hire me before I apply to be human furniture
on OnlyFans.
Yours in maximum cope,
Chad "formerly known as millionaire" McHODL

P.S. If you reject this, just know
you're passing on generational talent.
I once turned $50 into a divorce.
Imagine what I could do with your drive-thru.