Jack Goldstein

UMD '20

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@megreports Lol only things I remember about that is u making a very compelling argument as to why it would help you, then you talking about it later being like as soon as I started reading the first few questions I realized I had made a huge mistake

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@megreports Who knows u could’ve gotten an F if u didn’t smoke before

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @hcohen89 Just tastes like this Vienna sausages u had as a kid

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @hcohen89 It’s not good but it’s not the worst thing ever

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @hcohen89 Gefilte fish >>>>

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @hcohen89 Ok now ur wrong

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @hcohen89 Proving the point that matzah is trash cuz u have to mash it up into a ball and soak it in broth in order to make it palatable

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@DreamChasinVard @Chughes612

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst Smh

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst HE MURDERED CHILDREN

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @megreports They are mad that u made them confront reality

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst RIP :(

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@hcohen89

[lauren @laurengoldst]

just saw this beautifully aged sign off the highway in TX

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@idontknoah No just u

[lauren @laurengoldst]

COPE YOU MOLERAT

[lauren @laurengoldst]

Larry hogan really thought hmmmm i hate trump!! He watched a deadly disease kill so many and did nothing.... I will vote for Ronald Reagan... A man who would never do that!

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @idontknoah Yes

[Jack Goldstein @jackgoldstein97]

@laurengoldst @idontknoah He’s right