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dotting my i’s and crossing my t’s

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

gucci mane in 2006 💀

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

I took the woooooooock to mustards

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

check on yo friends with allergies, they going through it rn

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

Says the guy named keith

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

why aren’t apple chargers just called apple juice

[Tristan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TristanGHill]

WWE was like "don't try this at home"
me and the homies: https://t.co/Z8SRWRJNd5

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Once upon a time… you could spend your Christmas Eve with MF DOOM. 🎄 🎄🎄https://t.co/xf1cvVi7ip

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

[NFR Podcast @nfr_podcast]

The legendary Mac Miller mixtape Faces is coming on streaming services on October 15! Vinyls are available for Pre-Order now!

[Luke Thomas🏋️‍♀️ @lthomasnews]

The only acceptable reaction after hearing Sweet Caroline:

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

If you got a chicc who goes to the store at 2am to get jelly for your pb & j she's a keeper 🔪⛓

[billiam @BillRatchet]

my dream vacation is going to a motel 6 in the middle of bumfuck mississippi, sittin in the room for 24 hours a day clambaking it with parliament cigarettes and gettin sucked up (consensually) by some good ol southern crackheads while we watch king of the hill on a 480p box tv

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

Nothing like having a couple cold ones with your old man

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

There should be a movie made about this man

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

I was just thinking this today

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i wish there was a respectful way to tell a girl her titties go craaazy

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

thinking about zack fox singing "unwritten" by natasha bedingfield before getting kicked off stage by kenny beats

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

Need more tattoos

[💬 @jackgolphin_]

Merry merry and a happy happy