jack

history graduate from the university of sheffield, producer of ukg, trying to understand my 20's.

[jack @jackgreggs]

@HMRCgovuk finally getting somewhere with my tax query and then I get ‘thanks for calling goodbye’ - the poor girl on the other end was really making progress and then you cut us off!!! What a joke

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: They’re offering people $750

Fox host: The $750 is just for immediate needs

Trump: She should be in North Carolina

Fox host: She was in North Carolina today

[jack @jackgreggs]

@Microsoft nice to know you make it extremely difficult to get a refund on anything... good thing i accidentally managed to spend money with you via @Apple who actually make it easy for their customers to get support and refunds processed!

[Gavin Barwell @GavinBarwell]

Today's Conservative Party:

"Immigration is too high"

"But our population is ageing, we need immigration"

"Nah, women need to have more kids"

"And we should encourage mums to stay at home to look after their kids"

"Yeah and slash maternity pay"

[jack @jackgreggs]

Lord wept US of A…

[🇺🇦BostonBrian🇺🇸🦅 @BostonBrian23]

Guys, he’s gone.. it’s over.. call it a day.. that’s a wrap.. bon voyage.. sayonara.. that’s the ball game..

[Renee @PettyLupone]

The way she looked into the camera like “mfer I know you’re watching this.” 😭🤣

[jack @jackgreggs]

God almighty…

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Trump: “I have a very good relationship with President Putin.”

Zelenskyy: “I hope we have more good relations with us.”

Trump: “Oh, I see. It takes two to tango, you know.”

What a despicable traitor

[han @gospeIoak]

and if the double gregger bus crashes into us

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Waking up at 3am when you've had 4 pints the night before

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

The health benefit is so you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🤣

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024

[R @rjb_1998]

I can't get a gp appointment

[Mud @mudshevik]

I need to know what Americans think Communism actually means

[𖦹 cris 𖦹 @CRlSXCX]

STAY WITH ME https://t.co/M7VDk4Yn6U

[Charli @charli_xcx]

goodbye forever brat summer.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Right into the subtitle hall of fame