Deer John

I punched a mirror once and broke it and I swear that it’s not reflective of who I am | Opinions are not my own - no one is capable of novel thought

[Deer John @jackguff]

jets are in Chicago this weekend for the air water show Aaron Rodgers better watch his ass

[Deer John @jackguff]

@etanolarson will you dance with me? 👉🏻👈🏻

[Deer John @jackguff]

dads company took all the truck drivers for an evening at the auto show look at this dude

[Deer John @jackguff]

if only one milk why many cheese?

[Deer John @jackguff]

mustache wax is gender-affirming care

[Deer John @jackguff]

how he felt after tweeting this

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I know that for a lot of Republicans on the Hill their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare.

Well, let me say this.

If that’s your dream, I'm your nightmare.

[Pissman @pissjokar]

@theCJS I’m so grateful we have people that are willing to physically put their bodies on the line so we can have another season of “Young Sheldon”.

[Deer John @jackguff]

pro-life implies the existence of amateur life

[Deer John @jackguff]

@22gthumb Milwaukee Ice

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

i just found out the onion got in trouble back in 2012 for posting this image with the headline 'sears extremists fly plane into willis tower'

[Deer John @jackguff]

@lweldon_19 law didn't pass but I will counter with the worst day of the year each year being the one where it is so cold you cannot leave your house, usually in Jan/Feb

[Deer John @jackguff]

@ShakySchin they gotta lock it up it's built for being concealed

[Deer John @jackguff]

dude only plays likeable pseudo-libertarians which is supreme acting given the natural contradiction

[Gemeente Amsterdam @AmsterdamNL]

De grootste fietsenstalling 🚲🚲🚲 van onze stad opent eind januari de deuren. Om de stalling te bouwen moest het water worden weggepompt uit het Open Havenfront. Bekijk 4️⃣ jaar werk in 6️⃣0️⃣ seconden.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

wow this m&ms statement is crazy

[Deer John @jackguff]

looks like we're finally switching to teams and as the only new hire who doesn't have a vivid memory of 9/11 I will be forced to be unpaid IT help for my colleagues as they transition

[Deer John @jackguff]

they made heaven down there in Memphis

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

ceo of bass pro shops: let’s build a new store in memphis tennessee

assistant: sounds good boss. should it be a big rectangle like all the others?

ceo: [to other employees] execute him