Jack®

I have never been “owned”

[Jack® @jackgway9]

Hopefully you ladies can handle this footlong I'm packing
#GreySweatpantsChallenge

[James Caan @James_Caan]

Friday's for the boys. End of tweet

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Can I text u

[Jack® @jackgway9]

Rest of the League is on notice rn. Bears are no joke

(Disregard this tweet if things turn south)

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@Mtrubisky10 ➡️ @MontgomerDavid for an opening drive TOUCHDOWN!

#NYGvsCHI | #DaBears

[Jack® @jackgway9]

Mitch is amazing. Mitch also happens to be absolutely terrible. It’s not that hard to understand.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░ 69%

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

170 days in quarantine and I think I’m still sane 🤪

[Popeye Otaku @popeyeotaku]

The heyday of Popeye cartoons *really* hold up

[Jack® @jackgway9]

@losch_al @al_loveschiavo https://t.co/2Msk62Z7hJ

[Jack® @jackgway9]

@toricowen @BrockBarneveld Coincidentally I have the same question brockness monster

[Jack® @jackgway9]

This is the best notification I've received in a while @BrockBarneveld

[Cole Kmet @ColeKmet]

Let’s get to work!! 🐻⬇️

[Jack® @jackgway9]

@al_loveschiavo Mr. Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii🤫, I would like to humbly submit for your consideration: Tropic Thunder. Thank you for your time.

[Jack® @jackgway9]

@barnmaster420 @liv_cowherd Hope she sees this bro

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck subway

[Gardner Minshew @GardnerMinshew5]

If you don’t like it, learn to love it! #Wooooo

[Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Hardline 🛴 @paulblart3movie]

OFFICIAL: @kevinjames will return as #PaulBlart in #PaulBlartMallCop3Hardline. Coming soon.

[Jack® @jackgway9]

WE GOT A FUCKING KICKER

[Jack® @jackgway9]

@LukeDunham77 @NFL I kept refreshing my feed until somebody called them out

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!