Paul

The jokes, thoughts & stories of a fat kid saved by puberty in 140ish characters

[Paul @jackhapa]

This Mexican restraunt doesn't serve free chips & salsa, so I guess people are just doing whatever the fuck they want nowadays.

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[Paul @jackhapa]

@marchmadness we can fix this. Just release the NCAA basketball 2020 video game with the March madness mode and let us get our closure.

[Paul @jackhapa]

This show had me thinkin I was a water bender everytime a stream trickled of my finger in the shower

[Paul @jackhapa]

“You know what?'' Lion tastes good.Let's go get some more lion.’

[Paul @jackhapa]

Look, if her hips said she didn’t, then she didn’t

[Mirror Celeb @MirrorCeleb]

Shakira 'committed tax fraud of £12.2 million', say Spanish officials: https://t.co/WKuiQt60oq

[Shelly🐝 @shelbrl]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa this has me on the floor 😭😭😭😭

[L 🍒 @ForeverLAS_]

My grandpa passed 7 months ago so this is my grandma’s 1st Xmas w/o him in 59 years. For Christmas we decided to gift her w/ letters we found her & my grandpa wrote to each other in 1962 while they were in college. He kept them all these years ❤️

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

This video is a wild journey https://t.co/4AzekDaQWA

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

“Call the cop’s”

[jenny🦋 @jenniferluciaa]

It gets more funnier the more times you watch it😂😂😂.

[palmer @decentbirthday]

My friend is catching on to my pranks, so I had to use my roommate’s phone to get the job done

[Paul @jackhapa]

You can learn alot about how an Uber Driver’s day is going by the music they got playin when you get in

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

This is still the smoothest flex of all time and it’s not even close https://t.co/jlTm7NgQ97

[Paul @jackhapa]

You’re gonna want sound for this one

[Jake Bearden @beardenjake11]

“These edibles ain’t shit”

5 minutes later:

[Nick Petraccione @NickPetraccione]

This is by far the funniest coach in college football history.

Ladies and gentlemen, Montana Tech's Bob Green.

[Paul @jackhapa]

I mean 15 - 1 still makes the playoffs