jack haugh

instagram- haughjack

[T @_ttaylor97]

Is he ever not fuckin crying

[Simon J @sivill91]

Every time an Everton player is fouled.

*James Tarkowski

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.

[MOBO Awards @MOBOAwards]

We are deeply saddened to learn of Jamal Edwards passing. As the founder of @SBTVonline, his groundbreaking work & legacy in British music and culture will live on 🙌🏾🙏🏾✊🏾

Our hearts and thoughts are with his friends and family.

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Jamal Edwards is easily one of the most influential people of the last 15 years in the UK, did so much for so many people, RIP 💔

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my friends: hey man, come smoke drugs and listen to early 2000’s pop rock sensation The Fray with us

me: i can’t, i need to study for med school

[later]

exam: how do you save a life?

me: are you kidding me

[Henry Zeffman @hzeffman]

Sometimes if a joke doesn't quite land you just need to wait four years

[FinKitch @FinKitch]

May 2022: Everton v Leicester called off for the 11th time as it’s Youri Tielemans’ birthday and Jamie Vardy has booked a table at TGI Fridays.

[Tactically Matt @TacticallyMatt]

Everton play football like the ball is a grenade and you're not arsed if your teammate blows up.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Cheating the taxpayer is only a crime if you live on a council estate or have to pick between food and heating. When some toff in a suit steals 10 billion of our money to give to his friends, he keeps his job as health secretary

[lyds @lydiahopkinsxxx]

Please can people post this absolutely everywhere on Instagram/Twitter and Facebook. We need a private jet to get us to cologne in Germany on the 17th Jan to start treatment for my dads diagnosis of terminal brain cancer that is only available in Germany- contact me: 07834974371

[Owen  @OwenA_1878]

@FinKitch 😎🤩

[FinKitch @FinKitch]

Just went to vote and Ancelotti wasn't even an option. This is Kenwrights fault.

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

This is still the finest dismantlement of Boris Johnson that I have seen in a very long time. This should be shared every single day until we vote on December 12th. #GE2019

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

Government plans for 200,000 affordable homes for young people were announced back in 2014, but not a single one has been built under the scheme https://t.co/cXqEeAbc5z

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

"But Jeremy Corbyn supported the IRA"

- He condemned them
- The Tories sell weapons to Saudi Arabia
- Saudi Arabia arm ISIS
- The Tories are in coalition with the DUP
- The DUP are linked to UVF/UDA
- The DUP are sexist and racist
- Tory Councillor Maria Gatland was in the IRA

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Boris Johnson previously claimed that leaving the EU will save £350 million a week, when in fact his Brexit deal will cost £1.35 billion a week.

Put that on a bus.

https://t.co/Q4nign9wwm