James-B329

Glaswegian DJ + Producer - prices on my website soon! | If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. | Web, app + game developer

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@DBDAbyss @ultraforce47 @CT_Jaynes why no link to screenshot? :c

[Mike @ExAH_Mike]

New pickup line: "I'd swipe you right on Tinder."

[Jorge Albor @JAlbor]

Overheard a man explaining to his girlfriend what a foreskin was using the penis of a neoclassical sculpture. Museums are for learning.

[Marty O'Donnell @MartyTheElder]

#ALSIceBucketChallenge
@game_fabricator
@32nds
@steakbacon http://t.co/reTrIbsPRl

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

First tweet of a few months but can I just remind you all how fucking delicious the bridies at greggs are?

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@HalcyonMeow "BIG BOOTY HOES" I'm dying xD

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@MomsAgainstGam More importantly, can you point to ME where in the Bible ANYONE says gaming ISN'T ok?

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@AH_Michael I really just want to travel back in time to play Halo 2 and Runescape with my friends. That shit was the best.

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

Why do some schools have "RIGHTS RESPECTING SCHOOL" written on the welcome sign? Surely every school should respect kids' rights...

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

Oh live news, how I love you so...

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Karl591 ew no I hate smoothie in my smoothie. You're weird.

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

Is this how new words in American English are created?

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

Calling all computer fanatics: check out @TerryCrewsGuru 's project:
https://t.co/p3iXFPIzRh

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Vidmas7er @HalcyonMeow @McDonalds you sick bastards!

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Diane_7A @Leo_Collie @midnight My Little Kony - Torture's Fantastic!

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Spartacus0898 oh yeah. I always thought that was cool. I died on Sandtrap and I was like OOOOH LOOK AT DAT!

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@ModNobleDragon @ROBLOX @robloxjustus Denis?

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Gikdew It's awesome. I can't make shit in Blender so to me that's amazing. lol

[James-B329 @jackhboyd]

@Karl591 guess which Halo-related planet this is? ;) [also - everything except the actual planet I made myself :D]