Jack Healey

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

(i get kidnapped and thrown in the back of a car but we drive past some horses)
me, pointing: hrmphses

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@SpottedLaurier Just go sit on the Golden Hawk outside Wilfs. Close your eyes for 10 seconds and when you open them you’ll be enrolled at York. Lmk if it was worth it.

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@SpottedLaurier Cafe 22 in uptown is really nice and stays pretty quiet. Some of the other places mentioned here get busy or play music over their speakers

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@_jacobsanderson @nikkihufana Man gas should be way more expensive than it is. Current prices don’t come close to alleviating the negative externalities associated w oil. 30 years from now we’ll be laughing at ourselves complaining about $2/L when gov’t is finally forced to deal with the $$$ repercussions.

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@WasteWR @LaurierGreen @sammlumm @SpottedLaurier What if they have no car? You think a bus driver is going to let someone on with 4 bags of recycling? @WasteWR you guys need to acknowledge this if you actually care about responsible waste management. You’re response on this post was weak as hell.

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@WasteWR @LaurierGreen @sammlumm @SpottedLaurier You’re really asking students to travel 5km from the uni area with their recycling just so they can dispose of it appropriately and make up for the infrastructure you’re failing to provide?! That is absurd.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

wow texting my number neighbor really took a turn

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Dinosaurs never existed: thread

[Skoog @Skoog]

professor x: what’s your power?

me: i’m extremely flexible

professor x: [looks at watch] oh shit i have another meeting, can we reschedule?

me: no problem

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

keeping your cookies in a location called the cookie jar is always going to be a mistake, hide them in a hollow tree log or something.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Sometimes you accidentally fuck your kid up & you don’t know you’re doing it. I’ve always called animals a type of dog. So a dog is a dog-dog. Cow is a milk-dog. Swan is a longneck-dog. It’s getting out of hand tho & yesterday he called a snake a log-dog & I didn’t correct him.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

I was *today* years old when I learned this is how you're supposed to peel a kiwi. DID EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THIS!?!??

[King Street Cycles @KingStCycles]

Uptown is open! @citywaterloo can we do something about cars parked in the great new bike lane?

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'We all look at Kavanaugh and we see some similarities to things that happened in our lives.' — This man perfectly described what it means to live in a rape culture

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Conor McGregor vs Mewtwo

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@WCCTrails you guys open right now?

[Jack Healey @jackhealey7]

@WCCTrails you guys open today?

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[reaches into pocket for car keys]
Hand: I got nothing
Brain: they only ever go in that pocket
Hand: well I’m here & they’re not so
Brain: so we’re walking cos I put them in there & if they’re not there then they’re lost
Other hand: holy shit you guys are not gonna believe this