Jack Hole

Aw, hell, I got nine lives. I can spare a few.

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Soft,durable, and waterproof. You'll never wear shoes again.

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

If at first you don't succeed, fuck it. Take a nap. You earned it.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

Back to her old ways; left me hangin'.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

It's so hot in Vegas I just put my weenie on a coat hanger and stuck it out the window. Well done.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis still part of the "ludanation"?

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis In all respects no doubt!

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis He was picky about his beer?

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis The old black man?

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Ice Cube & Dr. Funkenstein George Clinton last night in H-Town (salute)

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis Me thinks you like the Twitter too much.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@BrunoMars @GeronimoMafia G's jealous; he wants to be on the road with you.

[godfrey @GodfreyComedian]

R.I.P Jim Kelly. "Enter The Dragon". Broke color barriers in martial arts cinema. "YOU COME STRAIGHT OUT OF A COMIC BOOK!"

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@BrunoMars New opening act or lunch for Geronimo? http://t.co/ZSP1Rm8Ezh

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@AristoSava10 treasure HA! SUCK IT!

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@FetoGomez10 @AristoSava10 @Talky10 3 to 4 ari, you lose.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@FetoGomez10 @AristoSava10 @Talky10 true

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

Why do I follow Bruno Mars? The real question is why don't YOU follow Bruno Mars? Hmmmm?? His music ain't crap and the ladies love him.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis 3, that's THREE!! i gotta go find some aspirin. late.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@AristoSava10 have to agree with A this time - asshole.

[Jack Hole @JackHole10]

@ADAlexakis 1st - thank you, don't forget to check your direct messages; 2nd - WHAT?!; 3rd - you sent another tweet to brunamaws