jack

uva 22

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

my sister facetimed me four times in a row and when I finally picked up I said “somebody better have died” and she just stared at me like this

[Victor @elviitor]

Beefing with 40 year old coworker via email 😁 https://t.co/5f3H7tVHCc

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Call me Dora the way my Bag talk

[drew ☁️ @dailytaylorteaa]

“for a male artist”

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE PUBLIC TWITTER FIGHTS WITHIN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY THIS YEAR. THAT IS SOMETHING THAT MADE 2013-2016 INTERNET VERY SPECIAL... PREFERABLY IT DOES NOT INVOLVE ME THOUGH... IM A CHRISTIAN!!

[em ☁️ @emwasamenace]

every tongue that rises against taylor swift shall fall

[hi @FRANKIETWT]

Since y’all wanna be assholes for Taylor. Iron man dies in endgame

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I haven't heard a single word from her since inauguration but every day there's a bill that's just total scorched earth against the republican party. This is the funniest governor we've ever had

[drew ^_^ @cowboylikedreww]

who's gonna stop us from
waltzing back into rekindled flames

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

[brandon* @brndxix]

Chappell Roan I have a job for you

[zee🕷️ @zeeeiszzzzing]

i need a crush im so bored

[trash jones @jzux]

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

[misa! @misak1nz]

delete chatgpt and get a library card

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Pedophile as a president.
WWIII it's among us.
You're allowed to yell racist slurs on TV, but not free Palestine.
Selena Gomez is sucking dirty toes.
Gas prices have shot through the roof.
Rights are being taken away.

[h @ruinsunflower]

happy 67th day of the year

[dave @davepeep]

me after self sabotaging

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

wasted the first 3 months, 9 more to goo