jack hoppy

i kill so many tracks they recognize me at the morgue

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Lived on a farm in Hawaii for 3 months. Full movie coming soon

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Just took a shit

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millennials will take the Which Harry Potter House are You Quiz on facebook and then call the cops on a homeless man for sleeping on a bench

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millennials talkin about have you heard the new Matt and Kim album

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millennials drinking IPAs for the taste and then talking about it for an hour

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millennials are always doing shit like putting shoes on their dogs

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Happy birthday to the inimitable Werner Herzog, whose films are testaments to the madness and wonder of unwavering personal vision. 💚

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King shit

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My mustache may not be the fullest but it has a lot of heart

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The more i learn about the taliban the more i personally dont care for them

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The electronic tik tok voice physically repulses me

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

"A film is—or should be—more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later." Happy birthday to the one and only Stanley Kubrick ❤️ 📷 🎥 🎞️

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How did nobody kill cosby in jail

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The guillotine waits patiently for Jimmy Fallon. His day of reckoning is right around the bend. The people will rise against his tyranny in due time

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Whats the deal with airline food

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Newest std just dropped: Clams. Like oh shit dude that bitch gave me clams last night, now i got clams

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Legally, i am not allowed in public. Government said stay home son

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Oh this guy thinks hes Captain Knots. Thinks hes Captain Tying Knots. Whenever they need some knots tied they go to him. Bullshit

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Im king of the trees, im the Tree-Meister