Jack Humphries

I like playing gigs, then moan when I gotta play gigs.

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Bfc need to start doing desserts

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I think if you're going out of your way to attempt to cause issues between other people it's a clear sign that something isn't okay in you're own life

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Dpd delivery courier service is honestly fucking shocking. To a point an automated voice tells you not to kick off before they actually put you through to one of the neanderthal operators that work there. Fucking raging

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Someone at work just asked if my name was Nathan.. I said yes.

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Rucksack on sunburn. Love being a pale brit after half a day in mild sunlight

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Holy fucking christ, New floor going down in phoenix

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I look at people with a stupid walk and worry what if I have a stupid walk

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If I had a quid for every time a gay bloke shouted "take your shirt off" during a gig, I'd have about 2 quid from tonight

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Imagine meeting someone, get chatting, get to know eachother, it's all going well, then you find out they watch love Island

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Slowly but surely... 2 more off the list over the weekend :P

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Please fuck off with ya juice plus. "do you want my life style, pm me". No. no I would not want that one bit

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Such a busy/productive day. Time to get stuck into some proper fuck all 😴

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#festival 🍻🎉

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Driving back from a gig scratching my armpit and got a chest hair caught in my watch. Nearly died

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I've done far too many gigs with a hangover

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Someone at work proper smells like my nans house

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@trombone1991 Init

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I hate trying to take a bite out of an onion ring and it pulls the whole onion out and you're left with a ring of batter in your hand. I bite it well hard as well

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I think the amount of times I've watched despicable me 2 is in double figures now

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£40 on takeaways in one day. Hate myself