at jackie mal

this is a call me maybe Stan account she/her/hers

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

It was only
10:30
But she was already
Hungry for lunch

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

A reminder that the pull yourself up by the bootstraps story is Cardi B, not Elon Musk — whose family was worth well over a $100 million when he was a child. He grew up in apartheid, benefitting from a system that legally prioritized whiteness.

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

The Mets have forced me to reconsider my stance that a team should only have one gimmick at a time. Coming around to the idea that actually the perfect baseball team is a tangle of fast-food mascots, roadside pumpkins, and journeyman infielders working on their music careers

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

lol

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Sometimes I remember this boy I was friends with in high school turned into an actual Nazi and wrote a book and people identified with him like “yes I too am a Nazi” and still the weirdest thing about him was his 100% banana diet for like 3 years

[Just Mets @just_mets]

You know the Mets are having a good year when they make it into @jonstewart’s open every week 🧡💙

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Welcome back 2015 Jackie

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

The mets can pay for my therapy

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Redownloaded twitter to say LFGM I can’t wait to delete this godforsaken app again

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Once again, the most reliable first source of all of my news

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.

[her name was Katie @_its_katie_b]

When the trip makes it out of the group chat !!!!! #ParisTSTheErasTour @jessbya1000cuts @jackie_mal #ClownNationInParis 🫶🏻✨💕

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@_its_katie_b Me debating whether it’s appropriate to email my boss a TikTok saying BUT DID YOU SEE KARMA

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@jessbya1000cuts I’m not

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@_its_katie_b Congrats ur rich now with all that money you made

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@jessbya1000cuts Edibles and a little bath

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Ugh I wish I could change my MySpace song to Wild Horses by Natasha Bedingfield right now

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@_its_katie_b @jessbya1000cuts Just a couple of 30 year old teenagers

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

GUYS

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Redownloaded twitter to announce I’m about to live my dream of seeing Carly Rae Jepsen on a roof

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

Wait people actually want to see Oppenheimer? I thought that was just a bit

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

@knbehrens IM SO TIRED BUT IN FRENCH

[at jackie mal @jackie_mal]

You really find out you’re not in any of your best friends emergency contacts when you buy them taylor swift tickets at 3 am smh