Jackie

pretend it says something cool here...

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

Tips for bad days at work:

Stand up.
Stretch.
Take a walk.
Go to the airport.
Get on a plane.
Never return.

#WorkLifeBalance #WorkHard #fml

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

If #2020 was a bath bomb, it would be a toaster.

[🧃C A z w E L L 🧃 @CAZWELLnyc]

The happiest people I know are always evaluating and improving themselves. The unhappy people like to sit on the sidelines and judge everybody else.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

Sometimes I look at emails I've written and genuinely can't believe I'm pretending to be this professional

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

remember a few years back when there was those awesome artists that spanned the country and were putting up random, naked statues of obese Donald Trump?? can we find them & being them back?

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

How easily you get offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

I'm so happy I'm alive during a time where NOT going to the gym is considered healthy.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

It's quite bold of me to use the phrase "no worries" as often as I do.. when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

Time.. or tater tots.. heals all wounds.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

Tupperware??

More like Tupper-where's-the-fucking-lid...

[Nick LaGreca @nicklagreca77]

“I had my mental breakdown scheduled for the end of the week”

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

@CNNPolitics @AlabamaSenate you are a shame to our country. Roe vs Wade was created for a reason & you are now reverting to a prehistoric era where womens bodies are governed by a law. Not too mention this overturn was approved by all men. Why do you get to decide how a woman lives?!

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

the best revenge is no revenge. move on, release it, and be happy.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

@kenyemess Deadddd

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

I like to play this game called nap roulette. It's where I take a nap & don't set a timer. Will it be a 30 min nap? Will it be a 4 hour nap? Will I wake up tomorrow? Nobody knows, but it's frisky & I like it.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

We are our choices.

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

I'm going to make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a back rub

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

Hot summer nights, mid July..
when you & I were forever wild..

[Jackie @jackiebutt]

@GetOffMyCrack @vpd81 @antkneebee I got you boo 🖤🤘🏆