Jackie Cheng

🇺🇸Survival OF the fittest NOT Survival OFF the fittest🇺🇸 🍔Foodies don’t love food they love trends Call me a “foodie” I’ll stab your dumb trendy face🥩🔪🍴

[Jackie Cheng @JackieCheng]

You've all become the character everyone hopes dies first in movies.

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There should be a filter that blocks people who have “speaks sarcasm fluently” in their profiles.
#withallduerespect #cheeseburgerswithtatertotsplease

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@Newstylessalon Have you guys relocated, or completely closed?

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@VerizonSupport I just DM’ed you. Kindly respond.

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@VerizonSupport I am not in an outage area.

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@lbellho @verizonfios @VerizonSupport I’m in NYC with no cable or WiFi out of nowhere. 😡🤬

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@VerizonSupport I have rebooted both router and ONT.

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@xvargulfx Yup! My cable and WiFi both crapped out today!

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@komurphy My WiFi and cable just completely shut down out of nowhere and there’s a friggin ONE HOUR WAIT for customer service. I just got my service on Saturday and I’ve already had to reboot my router 3 times!!!!

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@GoDaddyHelp my account has been breached and my card information stolen. Unauthorized charges to your site are being made. No one is answering the phone. Please help.

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Madonna, naked, bathing in milk made the virus want to go into quarantine until a vaccine for her is found.

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Jerry Seinfeld's Quarantine Show: Comedians on Skype Getting Day-Drunk

#COVIDー19 #coronavirus #comedy #Quarantine #skype #drunk #drink #alcohol #Seinfeld

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Y'all choosing NOW to start your diet???
'Tis the time for survival. If all that's available is cake, your ass is having a very happy un-birthday party.
#StayAtHome #QuaratineLife #CoronavirusPandemic #survival #food #cake #diet #unbirthday #AliceInWonderland

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Advertising and Entertainment in 2020:

Ugly people yelling at you for thinking they’re ugly.

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Nature is finally sick of us letting all the betas survive.
#coronavirus #Covid_19 #quarantine #alphas #betas #Survivor #survival #survivalofthefittest #weak #losers

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I said hello to my mail lady today. Should I have worn a condom?
Rules are unclear now.

#FridayThoughts #coronavirus #Covid_19 #Quarantine #idiots #SafetyFirst #protection #panic #comedy #humancontact

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We're not running out of supplies, dummies. You're all just being panicky, hoarding dicks. Stoppit.

#coronavirus #Covid_19 #Quarantine #panic #Hoarders #idiots #comedy

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Gotta love people who can't even deal with their ONE part-time job posting shit like they know better than government officials and business owners 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I call them the "they should..." Cult. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
#coronavirus #Covid_19 #Quarantine #idiots #comedy

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“Instagram Moms” and “Instagram Dads” are shitty parents who only spend quality time with their kids for photo ops... This quarantine is bringing y’all out in DROVES.

#coronavirus #Covid_19 #parenting #Quarantine #comedy

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Peeps better post photos of their indoor forts during the next few weeks.

#coronavirus #covid19 #quarantine #forts #indoors #fun #play #cabinfever