jackie days

if I don’t marry a kennedy then what was it all for

[jackie days @jackieedays]

do Australians have a different sense of humor than me or have I just always been not funny

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[jackie days @jackieedays]

was just informed that 7 year old me chose to sing the star spangled banner w/castanets at my aunts wedding reception

[jackie days @jackieedays]

Ready for the Kraken game lets goooooooo #seakraken @SeattleKraken

[jackie days @jackieedays]

“mark zuckerberg kind of looks like days’ finger”

[jackie days @jackieedays]

🥰

[jackie days @jackieedays]

I’m moving to Italy it’s official

[jackie days @jackieedays]

I don’t appreciate the pity looks people give me when I say my parents got divorced in a Cracker Barrel parking lot

[jackie days @jackieedays]

how am I supposed to have a cute little dream journal when I literally dreamt I was Machine Gun Kelly’s defense attorney after Peter Dinklage framed him for murder

[jackie days @jackieedays]

I went on a date with a Russian coke dealer that couldn’t pay for the meal bc he only uses Bitcoin so please don’t ask me for dating advice

[jackie days @jackieedays]

@aanya_k I’m glad someone appreciates

[jackie days @jackieedays]

I put on my USC application that a goal of mine was to try every Oreo flavor and then I have the audacity to whine about getting rejected...

[jackie days @jackieedays]

on all levels, including physical, I am just a pair of boobs

[jackie days @jackieedays]

@_megalodonn bruh you did not tweet this right now

[The Women's Organisation @TheWomensOrg]

It’s reported that Stacey Abrams worked relentlessly to register over 800,000 new voters across Georgia who were affected by voter suppression in time for the U.S elections.

That is some impact 👏🏾🇺🇸

[Simran Jeet Singh @simran]

Massive congratulations to Sarah McBride on winning a State Senate seat in Delaware and becoming the first Trans State Senator in US History.

[jackie days @jackieedays]

I can’t believe I just got jealous because I wasn’t picked for jury duty

[jackie days @jackieedays]

everywhere I go I tell people about the metropawn ad that plays before movies, so yes I guess I am some sort of missionary